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^^^^Crazy Coolness Poll^^^^

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This is just so you can kill time...and so i can kill time by checking the results and so on an so forth.

Why isn't the word 'phonetics' spelled the way it sounds?

25% (5) Cause i said so
20% (4) what does phonetics mean?
55% (11) Cause my mom's uncle's step-brother's neighbor's ex-girlfriend's brother-in-law said so

20 voters have answered this question.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

30% (6) Cause we are all retarded
30% (6) Cause I said so
40% (8) Cause the dog peed on the carpet

20 voters have answered this question.

Why can't we all just get along?

50% (10) Cause I'm better than you :)
25% (5) Cause we're all stupid
25% (5) Cause the cat peed on the couch

20 voters have answered this question.

Why doesn't everyone just speak English?

26% (5) Cause they're dumb
52% (10) Cause they have to be difficult
21% (4) Cause the mouse peed on the table

19 voters have answered this question.

Do you have a hypothalamus? (sp?)

25% (5) Of course not, freak!
10% (2) maybe, you'll have to look to find out ;)
35% (7) ....yes....weirdo
30% (6) my bird peed on it

20 voters have answered this question.

Why does water put out fire?

35% (7) Cause fire is gay
45% (9) Cause water is better than fire
20% (4) Cause my gerbil peed on the wood

20 voters have answered this question.

(Other than taking this poll) what are you doing right now?

26% (5) Stuff you don't want to know about
5% (1) eating
5% (1) picking toe jam out
0% (0) piercing my ears
0% (0) reading
10% (2) watching TV
15% (3) listening to music
21% (4) illegal stuff
10% (2) growing watermellon
5% (1) cleaning up elephant pee

19 voters have answered this question.

How many hairs do you have on your head?

5% (1) 6
0% (0) 48.2
5% (1) 1000
30% (6) 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
50% (10) I'm not done counting yet
10% (2) 48579.25458

20 voters have answered this question.

Favorite food?

0% (0) cat eyeballs
16% (3) frozen fishsticks
0% (0) fermented honey cakes
0% (0) raw egg smoothie
11% (2) pig tongues
72% (13) i don't eat

18 voters have answered this question.

How was this poll?

5% (1) THE COOLEST EVER!
25% (5) u r a loser
10% (2) funny
15% (3) okay
15% (3) what poll
30% (6) my mom peed on it

20 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2003-03-30 00:58:34 by willow
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