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Are you evil?

This is my first poll and it may not be very good but i dont care. I belive that everyone is born innocent and that they can turn evil by exposure to their surroundings so HOW EVIL ARE U?

Lets start with easy questions If you see a ten pound/dollar note fall out of someones bag what do you do?

26% (59) Pick it up and look inconspicuous
3% (8) Do nothing
57% (125) Shout after them, then run over and give it back
1% (4) Run over and give it back then ask for a reward
10% (23) Pick it up and knock the person out and raid their bag for more money

219 voters have answered this question.

A door to door sales man comes to your door while you are watching your favourite program/looking at porn/torturing small animals, what do you do?

54% (118) Do nothing, ignore them
12% (26) Try to make it look like no one home, then moon out the window when they leave
1% (4) chuck something at them
18% (41) stop what ever you are doing to answer the door then slam it in their face
1% (4) buy everything they have
10% (23) kill them with their merchandice and leave him be

216 voters have answered this question.

A bank robbery is taking place while you walk past the bank in question what do you do?

15% (33) Run away
1% (4) wet yourself
6% (15) try and attempt a heroic rescue
6% (15) try and attempt a heroic rescue and get shot
43% (93) phone the police
12% (27) join in the fun
7% (17) point out they are doing it wrong and advise them on their mistake
5% (12) run around screaming like a monkey

216 voters have answered this question.

You are getting seriously annoyed by a person at school/work/your secret headquarters what do you do?

12% (27) punch them at every opportunity
35% (78) ignore them
8% (18) arrange to have them assasinated
11% (25) kill them yourself
8% (19) spread rumors about them
10% (23) score with their boyfriend/girlfriend
12% (28) just accept it

218 voters have answered this question.

The boy/girl you fancy says he/she likes you too YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! but he/she doesn't like your evil ways what do you do?

7% (16) Kill him/her
4% (9) sob uncontroably until he/she takes pity on you
34% (72) give up evilness for good
38% (80) pretend to change but plot world domination in your spare time
10% (22) tell him/her that you cannot give up evilness and we will just have to live apart
5% (11) stare at them with drool hanging from your mouth until they go

210 voters have answered this question.

You have come into possesion of 500 quid/bucks how do you spend it? (you can choose more than one)

13% (72) Spend it all on computer games. video violence is your life
6% (34) start saving towards a giant agent killing laser
9% (49) start your own evil business
7% (39) put it in charity
16% (86) spend it on clothes
3% (17) hire some goons for protection
4% (22) bribe people
5% (29) buy a gun and go on a killing rampage
11% (61) to hell with you im not telling!!!(it secret)
7% (39) spend it on porn
12% (64) spend it on food
3% (20) uhhhhh me confused duhhhh (slams forehead against screen)

532 voters have answered this question.

Do you think you are evil?

13% (30) Yes
31% (68) No
4% (10) Perish the thought!
17% (38) im more evil than you can imagine!
7% (16) im a saint
3% (8) im a satan woshiper
22% (49) i dunno. are YOU!?

219 voters have answered this question.

Should i make more polls?

14% (30) Definitly. you are a genius
18% (39) ummmmm ok i liked this one
11% (24) maybe
15% (32) How the hell should i know
9% (19) nah
7% (15) deffinitly not
24% (52) YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORONIC ARSEHOLE WITH THE CHARM WIT AND SOCIAL CLASSOF A COLLECTION OF TOENAILS! but keep making polls

211 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2004-11-02 22:18:50 by Thornz
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