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Winona's action movie fitness test

After reading for an action role she's called to a fitness test....Winona is 5'2 and weighs 100lb...
benchpress 50lb (22,5 kg) - the barbell is handed onto Winona's extended arms and she tries to bench it
Winona winces and her thin arms tremble, then the weight goes hard down
Winona moans but her trembling and creaking arms bench it once
Winona grits her teeth and her tiny arms surprisingly bench that weight 5 times
Winona smiles and she benchpress that weight quite easily
benchpress 75lb (34 kg)
Her arms tremble hard, then the weight goes down and rests hard on her big soft boobs
Winona winces and gets the weight slowly down, but her weak arms fail at getting it up
Her tiny arms amazingly get that weight up once
god, she benches it quite easily
benchpress 100lb (45 kg)
Poor Winona screams as her left arm suddenly breaks
Her arms creak, the weight goes down hard, her boobs bruised, her ribs dented
Winona winces and moans, but her trembling arms get the weight down slowly
Wow, her thin flabby arms really get it benched once
bicep-curls 22lb (10 kg) - the barbell is handed into her bend arm
Winona forearm trembles, her bicep is invisible, and after a short time the weight goes down fast
Winona tries with her cute tiny bicep, but is unable to curl
Winona trembles and her yelly arm curls it 5 times
She quite easily curls it, showing off her small hard muscle
bicep-curls 45lb (20 kg)
Winona winces, her forearm creaks, the weight is down immediatly
Winona looks doe-eyed at her soft bicep as it fails terribly
She soothes her aching tiny muscle as she curls it once
she grits her teeth, curling it 5 times
bicep-curls 75lb (34 kg)
Winona screams, suddenly her wrist breaks with a loud CRACK and the barbell fells down
Her bicep rips apart and the weight goes down hard while Winona screams
Winona cries, her bones creak loud, but she gets the barbell securly down
Her frail arm trembles, her bicep burns, but she curls it once
legpress 75lb (34 kg) - She starts with her legs extended
Her girly legs shake and the weight clanks down hard
Winona's thin legs tremble, but she gets the weight down securly
Her thin thighs shake, but she presses it five times
Wow, her thin hard thighs press it quite easily
legpress 100lb (45 kg)
Winona moans loud, her frail legs creak, and the weight goes down hard
Her legs give in fast, unable to press the weight
Her tiny legs tremble, but she gets the weight securly down
She really presses the weight 5 times
legpress 150lb (68 kg)
Winona screams, her legs bend sideways till her knee joints crack apart
Winona cries as the weight clanks down and her muscles rip apart
She grits her teeth and her frial trembling legs get that weight securly down
Winona winces, but her slim hard legs really bench that weight
What would Winona think after the test?
Soothing her injuries and truely knowing what a weakie she is
Soothing her sour muscles and knowing that she has to visit a gym
Thinking she did quite well
Would you give her the action role?
No, she's too weak and wimpy
No, even if she tried bravely
No, but for the try I'd offer her the villian
Yes, but only if she enters the gym daily, and a filmcrew joins her for a DVD documentary "from waif to actionhero"
Should she play an action movie again?
yes, in Alien she was cool
yes, but this time the villian that gets squashed by Jessica Biel in the end
no, let the the fit girls do that
What other actresses should take this fitness test?
anne heche
calista flockhart
christina ricci
claire danes
erika eleniak
gwyneth paltrow
kirsten dunst
salma hayek
uma thurman
Who will do clearly better than Winona?
anne heche
calista flockhart
christina ricci
claire danes
erika eleniak
gwyneth paltrow
kirsten dunst
salma hayek
uma thurman
Who will do even worse than Winona?
anne heche
calista flockhart
christina ricci
claire danes
erika eleniak
gwyneth paltrow
kirsten dunst
salma hayek
uma thurman
This poll was created on 2007-07-11 04:37:14 by vulcannightbird