Let's start with Princess Peach.
She's pretty and sweet!
I love pink! She's the coolest.
She might seem like a damsel in distress, but she can handle herself when she really needs to. She saved Mario once!
A blonde haired, blue-eyed, pink obsessed damsel in distress? Yuck, that's so cliche and boring. She's a disgrace to all girls.
She's has the most annoying squeaky voice!
I think she's cheating on Mario with Bowser! How come she can fight in SSB, yet always manages to get captured?
She has a good sense of style. Much better than Daisy's ugly dress.
She's a stupid, ditzy prep. She should be a tomboy like Daisy.
She reminds me of Paris Hilton. o_o
She's cute. I have nothing against her.
She's okay, but she needs some improvements. Make her more capable of doing things on her own.
Kill her, kill her with apple juice! (Because fire is too cliche... and we hate cliches, like Peach!)
She's the best Princess ever!
She's better than Daisy, but I still don't like her.
*drools* Sheez hawt