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You Can't Do That to Me on Television! green slime and other humiliation

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The show You can't Do That on Television was a bit of a guilty pleasure for kids in the 80's. Many kids cringed at the various tortures and humiliations the cast went but many of us secretly wished it would happen to us! The theme of the show was basically that adults could humiliate and torture us kids in anyway they wanted. Their favorite method was that they constantly held the green slime literally over our heads and it would dump down on us whenever we "didn't know" something. Other punishments included getting thrown into dungeons, having to wear diapers and even firing squad execution! This poll is for any of us who secretly wanted the "You can't do that on television treatment" as kids.
When you were a kid did you want to be green slimed?
yes
no
Did you wish your parents or teachers would construct an elaborate sliming machine above everywhere you stood just so you could be slimed all the time for being s stupid?
yes
no
Do you wish your parents kept buckets of green slime near by so whenever you said I don't know or acted stupid they would literally dump them on your head?
yes
no
did your parents ever green slime you?
yes
no
Did you also wish an adult would cream pie you in the face to humiliate you?
yes
no
did you wish the grown ups could have you thrown in the dungeon for any minor stupid offense?
yes
no
did you wish the grown ups could have you put in front of the firing squad for any stupid offense?
yes
no
Do you wish your parents could have forced you to wear a diaper like they did on the show?
yes
no
Did you wish your parents could force you to wear a fertilizer barrel to school like they did to Sariya on the show?
yes
no
did you wish your teacher could give you twenty years of detention like they did to poor christine on the show?
yes
no
Did you wish your mom would dump you into a bathtub of dirty sewage water like on the show?
yes
no
Did you wish the grown ups could dump dirty toilet water on your head like they did to chrisitine?
yes
no
Did you wish the adults could crush you with a big cartoonish 16 ton weight whenever they felt like it, like they did on the show?
yes
no
Why did you want to be humiliated or tortured by grown ups like the poor kids on the show?
What did you think the green slime was made of?
describe your fantasy "you can't do that on television" scenario by putting yourself in the scene and describing what those mean horrible grown ups would dump on you/do to you:
This poll was created on 2012-11-14 20:05:28 by gulpimdoomed