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More celebs pummeling each other for your entertainment!

Yep back at it again. Title match this time!!!
Lindsay Lohan takes on Paris Hilton. This match is an attempt at a regular boxing match. Winner is......
Lindsay by KO
Lindsay by TKO
Lindsay by points
Paris by KO
Paris by TKO
Paris by points
Now we have a battle royal of sorts. A lot of people in a match to get their hands on their (least) favorite Kardashian/Jenner. Winner is.....
Tyson Beckford
Chloe Grace Moretz
Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose
Adrienne Bailon
Jessica Alba
Selena Gomez
Jimmy Kimmel
Jon Hamm
Kailyn Lowry vs. Jenelle Evans. We've specifically created a 'Mommy dearest' match for these two. The ring is filled with a crib, strollers, and other baby related paraphernalia for them to smack each other with. Who wins?
Kailyn Lowry
Jenelle Evans
Now for someone you've probably actually heard of... Rihanna vs. Ciara. Seems like there's a bit of actual contempt here! Who wins?
Rihanna easily
Rihanna wins a back and forth match
Ciara wins a back and forth match
Ciara easliy
Next is another 4 way match. These people couldn't decide who to have matches with tonight, so they all sorta won the lottery.... Taylor Swift vs Nicki Minaj vs Miley Cyrus vs Katy Perry. Only one can win.....
Taylor
Nicki
Miley
Katy
Lea Michele vs. Naya Rivera, microphones all over the ring for some added carnage! who wins?
Lea easily
Lea wins a back and forth match
Naya wins a back and forth match
Naya easily
And the title match! Team Mayhem titles on the line. Team Pinup is defending their titles. Who do the fans vote to participate? (On a side note, if the count from the last one had been weighted on answers, they would have lost. but they did win by a slightly better margin in total votes, so I went with that.)
Jordan Carver
Arianny Celeste
Antje Utgarrd
Viki Odintcova
Gemma Atkinson
Bianca Kmiec
Denise Milani
And for their opponents, Team Kardashian. Kim is quite stoked that these titles should just be permanently theirs. Anyways, fan voting once again decides who participates...
Khloe Kardashian
Scott Disick
Kourtney Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Kylie Jenner
Kanye West
Kendall Jenner
Same rules as always : It lasts 30 minutes. One person from each team in the ring, tags work as normal. Each pinfall or submission is worth 1 point. KO's are worth 3 points. Whoever has the most points at the end wins, if there is a tie, it goes to a sudden death round where the next point determines the winner. The winning team is :
Team Pinup wins, with no points scored against them
Team Pinup by a large margin in points
It's close, but Team Pinup wins
Team Pinup wins in sudden death after a tie at the end of 30 minutes
Team Kardashian wins in sudden death after a tie at the end of 30 minutes
It's close, but Team Kardashian wins
Team Kardashian by a large margin in points
Team Kardashian wins, with no points scored against them
side note : Surely someone does far better and scores more points than anyone else. MVP of the match is who:
Arianny Celeste
Kylie Jenner
Bianca Kmiec
Kanye West
Kendall Jenner
Kourtney Kardashian
Jordan Carver
Scott Disick
Khloe Kardashian
Viki Odintcova
Antje Utgarrd
Gemma Atkinson
Denise Milani
Kim Kardashian
second side note: Who gives up the most points? Not everyone can win!
Viki Odintcova
Denise Milani
Gemma Atkinson
Kanye West
Jordan Carver
Kourtney Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Kylie Jenner
Scott Disick
Antje Utgarrd
Kendall Jenner
Bianca Kmiec
Arianny Celeste
Anything you'd like to mention happening in any of these?
This poll was created on 2019-05-09 16:12:40 by wrectoplasm