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Popping balls!

Hello! This poll will seek to discover and research how common bursting/popping/cracking balls/nuts/eggs really is! Now, I'm sure most of us know that this is very common indeed, but it's still taboo - people don't admit how often it happens! So here, anonymously, you can reveal these hidden ballpopping secrets!

Have you or would you rupture a pair of testicles beyond repair, rendering the owner completely infertile?

16% (1) I have, many times
50% (3) I have, a few times
16% (1) I have, once
16% (1) I would if I got the chance
0% (0) I haven't, and I don't want to

6 voters have answered this question.

Who were your main targets, or who would your main targets be?

0% (0) My Father
50% (3) My Brother
16% (1) My Son
33% (2) My Boyfriend/Husband
16% (1) My Friend
33% (2) Classmate/Coworker
16% (1) An Acquaintance
50% (3) Complete Stranger
0% (0) More Distant Relative

6 voters have answered this question.

What technique/s are your favourites?

50% (3) Kicking
16% (1) Kneeing
16% (1) Stomping/Standing
16% (1) Punching
83% (5) Squeezing
16% (1) Biting

6 voters have answered this question.

If you chose a technique that involves the feet, what would your preferred footwear be?

60% (3) Barefoot
0% (0) Socks
0% (0) Flats
0% (0) Sneakers
0% (0) Sandals/Flip Flops
20% (1) Boots
20% (1) Heels

5 voters have answered this question.

Why did you do it, or why would you do it?

83% (5) I get off on it (their pain)
100% (6) I get off on it (the power trip)
50% (3) I find it funny
33% (2) I find how it feels when they break satisfying
0% (0) Anger towards males
16% (1) Revenge for something they did to me
16% (1) Pure boredom

6 voters have answered this question.

And now for some scenarios; You catch your brother sniffing your panties. Do you take the excuse to pop his balls?

66% (4) Yes, I pop both
16% (1) Yes, but only one
16% (1) No, I don't

6 voters have answered this question.

You walk into the changing rooms at school or at the gym and see a guy, nude, with his back to you. His big balls are dangling between his legs. Do you pop his balls?

50% (3) Yes, I pop both
16% (1) Yes, but only one
33% (2) No, I don't

6 voters have answered this question.

You are sparring with a guy in a martial arts class. Groin shots are illegal, but you can tell he isnt wearing a cup. Do you launch a strike at them, trying to do as much damage as possible?

66% (4) Yes, I want to pop both if possible
16% (1) I want to do permanent damage, but not break both
16% (1) No, I fight "fair"

6 voters have answered this question.

A guy starts an argument with you about politics, and he is the complete opposite of everything you agree with. In your opinion, he is everything that is wrong with your country. What do you do?

60% (3) I pop both of his balls, to stop him making more like him
40% (2) I pop one of his balls to teach him a lesson
0% (0) I continue debating him and hope I can change his mind with reason

5 voters have answered this question.

Final multiple choice question - how old are you? Note, this is not a trick question, just genuine intrigue

0% (0) Below 8
0% (0) 8-12
0% (0) 13-15
16% (1) 16-18
16% (1) 19-21
16% (1) 22-25
0% (0) 26-29
33% (2) 30-39
0% (0) 40-49
16% (1) 50-59
0% (0) 60-69
0% (0) 70-79
0% (0) 80-89
0% (0) Above 90

6 voters have answered this question.

Fill out the blank questions - not necessary, though preferred. To start with, how many balls have you popped?

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3 voters have answered this question.

Secondly, where in the world are you from? Region is preferred over country, though either is fine

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3 voters have answered this question.

Finally, did you enjoy this poll? Regardless, have a nice day :)

80% (4) I did, it was fun
20% (1) I did, though it could be better
0% (0) No, not really
0% (0) No, I hated it
20% (1) My opinion is so strong, I wish I could pop the balls of the author!

5 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2022-03-21 16:20:56 by PopBallsPermenant
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