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Posted in Fights with girls on 2004-07-26 16:44:44

Hmmm, you know what? I think this story is made purely to satisfy the loser chick who wrote this message's fetish for girls beating guys stories. And then, of course, it also adds to the literal sea of fake girl-beating-guy stories which is supposed to make guys believe we're the weaker sex, so it's like killing two birds with the same stone.

========== In Reply To ========== One time I was wrestling with a friend of my cousin’s purely by accident. I have a lot of younger male cousins who always play fight with me…I lift them up, slam them down on the couch, they laugh and we do it all over again…usual stuff. There was this girl Kate who is 13, but pretty developed at 5’2 and 120lbs, muscular legs, a little chubby…regular tomboy type. She decided that the cousins should get a few shots in, so she sat on my shoulders as we all were sitting in my backyard, and held my arms back. I figured I would let them have their fun, being 6’1 and 220lbs, thought nothing of it at the time, but her bare thighs began pressing harder against my face and head and I was having trouble getting her off me. I stood up to make it look like I was giving her a ride, and I went into the family room with her, and got on my knees to push away. Instead, she tightened the pressure even more and I found myself trapped in a figure 4 head scissor. My cousin Megan came in and she started giggling, and she joined in with a body scissor. She’s even smaller, only 5’ and 90lbs, but a gymnast. I couldn’t breathe anymore and begged them to stop. They did, and I got up…then they started making fun of me. They asked me if I wanted to wrestle the two of them, and I said no. After a few minutes of talking, they jumped on me anyway, and Kate took over with kicks to the stomach, knee lifts to the chest, and knocked me down with a clothesline. Megan jumped in with a head scissor from behind, and Kate waited for me to give. When I wouldn’t, she told Megan to let go, and Kate got me in a tight schoolboy pin, smothering and crushing my head between her thighs, controlling when I could breathe. Megan said Kate would let me go, only if I worshipped their feet. I said no, and Kate turned around and got me in a reverse head scissor, and I was screaming in pain. Kate said I was annoying her, so Megan sat down on my head, muffling my yells. Kate told Megan to get up, and Kate sat on my face until I gave up.

Posted in younger sister stronger than older brother (boys) on 2004-07-26 16:37:27

The first real guy who posts on the message area. Huzzah.

========== In Reply To ========== It is obvious that girls were taking the poll and making boys sound weaker.And all you people who are writing and saying that your little sister beat you up, you're pathetic.I wrestled my sister when I was 10 and she was 14 and I beat her easily..I got her in a headlock then tripped her and beat her.Submissive boys are little b*t**es.

Posted in younger sister stronger than older brother (boys) on 2004-07-26 16:35:56

'Stronger younger sisters'. Now, what does this exclusively crappy poll teach us?

First things first, the exaggeratedly unrealistic results prove not only that this poll is horribly rigged, but also that a lot of the voters were girls who instead of ignoring the (for boys) sign, voted what the boys would vote in their dream world. Hmmm, you know what? Get a life.

As for those who still doubts what I've said, take a look at the message area. Pathetic. Does the girls think "I hate being the weaker sex!" sounds like something an only slightly normal guy would say?

This poll ultimately tells us how horribly envious the girls are regarding the strength of the opposite sex, but instead of shouting it out loud, they start posting anonymous messages pretending to be guys who have been beaten up by their little (note: little) sisters.

So, not only are most girls terribly weak, but they also can't even admit that they are. And this poll is so laughably pathetic and blatantly fake that it wasn't even worth the fifteen seconds it took to finish it. It should be put in a separate section called "For girls who wanna be stronger than they are."

Posted in The "how cool are you" test on 2004-07-15 14:39:51

-100 points or less.

FEAR THE POWER OF THE GEEK! You're a legend among geeks, and no word is strong enough to describe how uncool you are. If power was measured by geekiness, you would rule the earth.

Posted in The "how cool are you" test on 2004-07-15 14:38:06

-100 points to -51 points =

Wow, you're one MAJOR geek. Your house is littered with stupid things such as countless pokémon cards, 20-sided dice, copies of D&D the movie, watches, striped sweaters and lederhosen. You're a helpless case, sorry.