Girls toilet habits

When i poop at school (which is like every day) i text my boyfriend and tell him im in the washroom doing my hair and he believes me, meanwhile im taking a huge gassy crap lmfao

yea when im pooping at school it takes a while cuz i text and go on facebook on my phone while im waiting for the poo to come out and until it stops coming out which takes about 2-3 mins depending on what i ate, then i wipe usually fart a few times, wipe again to make sure it wasnt a poopy fart then pee again, wipe, check my phone again, put a tampon in (if its that time), pull up panties, check my hair, put deodorant and perfume on, fix my skirt and make sure all my gas is out so boys dont smell my farts lol and go back to class so its usually about a 15 min bathroom trip, and 30 min if i ate mexican

haha same i take so long when i crap at school

lol yea i take really long dumps haha i eat too much fiber, resulting in really big poops and wet long farts haha

I take a crap about twice a day at school and it takes me around 10 mins. around 3-4 min to pee,poo,fart, waiting for it to come out, text and day dream for like 5 mins, then try and fart more, wipe like once then pull up panties, pull down skirt and leave