Self defense or abuse?

Some very interesting differences in results depending on religion! It seems that Protestants and Catholics have considerably more faith in Michael's balls than other respondents. Just under half believe that his family jewels can hold out against this constant barrage forever. No respondents from any other faith felt that both testicles could survive a year! Not a single Catholic or Protestant respondent believed that Michael could be killed by a kick to the nuts from his little sister. In contrast, most other Christians feared for his life while none of them believed that a boy's cherries could had taken such beatings without causing serious harm.