Guys who wear briefs - Do you use the fly?

I think a man would have to possess an unusually long and thick $%!@ for him to be able to thread it through the fly on a pair of briefs and still pee. If I try to use the fly the tip of my $%!@ barely peeks out and then it is so bent, because it is very thin, that no pee comes out. I usually sit down to pee anyway. It is much cleaner.

I have used the fly too. Makes a big mess. I just started to sit down to pee. Much more relaxing.