One Shoe in Public

I was out in town and I liked the idea of leaveing one shoe in town. I saw the idea place to leave it so I unlaced my left shoe and took it off, putting it between this two wheelie bins and walked off around the block, half an hour later I came back to pick it up. But the bins had gone so had my left shoe, looking around I saw the bins had been move into a side alley. I looked in both bin but were empty no sign of my shoe, I looked everywhere for it but no shoe. So I had to limp home without it taking the long way of course. Next time I will use an older pair I had only had them a month.

Would have ridden your tights clad shoe less leg.