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How many "B.M's" do you drop a week?

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Please, let us know how much you poop.
How many times a week do you "B.M."?
1-3
4-6
7-9
10+
I am constipated. I don't pass stool.
On a scale of 1-10, how mushy is your poop? 1 being hard as a rock, 10 being brown water.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Of those poops, how often do you clog your toilet?
Every time I pass stool.
Occasionally. My poops are wider than usual.
Rarely. My poops usually go down my big toilet pipes smoothly.
Never.
How often does water splash out of the bowl when a turd "canon-balls" into the toilet?
Every time I poop - my poops cause a tsunami.
Only when I'm struggling.
Rarely.
I have never caused a tidal wave.
When in a stall, I:
Try to hide my noises, only letting squeaky farts out.
I cause a commotion and make it known that I am pooping.
I make a big mess for the custodians.
Leave a turd surprise for the next person, but only if the poop is large in girth and length.
In a public bathroom, I:
Sit without any cover.
Use a provided seat cover.
Tear toilet paper.
Hover.
I don't use bathrooms. I pass stool in plants. It helps aide in fertilization. I don't like my poops going to waste.
I wipe using:
Toilet paper
Paper towel
Hand
Corn husk
Moist wipe
I don't wipe. I let my poop crust and crumble around my sphincter.
How often do you wash your hands after you poop?
Every time.
Occasionally.
Only when someone knows I was pooping.
Rarely.
Never.
While idling during a poop I:
Check my phone for messages.
Look at a magazine.
Contemplate how big my poop will be.
Touch myself. Pooping turns me on.
Hope someone will walk in as I'm pooping.
I sit and wait for the poop to pass through my bowels.
This poll was created on 2007-10-20 02:30:06 by xjohnnyspiratex