How many "B.M's" do you drop a week?
How many times a week do you "B.M."?
| 13% (74) | 1-3 | |
|---|---|---|
| 20% (110) | 4-6 | |
| 22% (123) | 7-9 | |
| 37% (201) | 10+ | |
| 6% (35) | I am constipated. I don't pass stool. |
543 voters have answered this question.
On a scale of 1-10, how mushy is your poop? 1 being hard as a rock, 10 being brown water.
| 7% (41) | 1 | |
|---|---|---|
| 5% (30) | 2 | |
| 12% (65) | 3 | |
| 14% (77) | 4 | |
| 27% (148) | 5 | |
| 12% (69) | 6 | |
| 10% (55) | 7 | |
| 2% (14) | 8 | |
| 0% (5) | 9 | |
| 6% (37) | 10 |
541 voters have answered this question.
Of those poops, how often do you clog your toilet?
| 16% (89) | Every time I pass stool. | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (138) | Occasionally. My poops are wider than usual. | |
| 39% (212) | Rarely. My poops usually go down my big toilet pipes smoothly. | |
| 19% (103) | Never. |
542 voters have answered this question.
How often does water splash out of the bowl when a turd "canon-balls" into the toilet?
| 28% (151) | Every time I poop - my poops cause a tsunami. | |
|---|---|---|
| 32% (172) | Only when I'm struggling. | |
| 31% (170) | Rarely. | |
| 8% (43) | I have never caused a tidal wave. |
536 voters have answered this question.
When in a stall, I:
| 50% (262) | Try to hide my noises, only letting squeaky farts out. | |
|---|---|---|
| 30% (158) | I cause a commotion and make it known that I am pooping. | |
| 22% (118) | I make a big mess for the custodians. | |
| 35% (185) | Leave a turd surprise for the next person, but only if the poop is large in girth and length. |
515 voters have answered this question.
In a public bathroom, I:
| 53% (284) | Sit without any cover. | |
|---|---|---|
| 13% (73) | Use a provided seat cover. | |
| 10% (54) | Tear toilet paper. | |
| 10% (57) | Hover. | |
| 12% (64) | I don't use bathrooms. I pass stool in plants. It helps aide in fertilization. I don't like my poops going to waste. |
532 voters have answered this question.
I wipe using:
| 70% (383) | Toilet paper | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (3) | Paper towel | |
| 4% (22) | Hand | |
| 0% (5) | Corn husk | |
| 4% (24) | Moist wipe | |
| 19% (104) | I don't wipe. I let my poop crust and crumble around my sphincter. |
541 voters have answered this question.
How often do you wash your hands after you poop?
| 56% (303) | Every time. | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (61) | Occasionally. | |
| 9% (53) | Only when someone knows I was pooping. | |
| 5% (28) | Rarely. | |
| 16% (91) | Never. |
536 voters have answered this question.
While idling during a poop I:
| 16% (89) | Check my phone for messages. | |
|---|---|---|
| 6% (33) | Look at a magazine. | |
| 7% (40) | Contemplate how big my poop will be. | |
| 29% (153) | Touch myself. Pooping turns me on. | |
| 9% (51) | Hope someone will walk in as I'm pooping. | |
| 30% (161) | I sit and wait for the poop to pass through my bowels. |
527 voters have answered this question.
