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The lord works in mystrious ways, as does the plot of "blade" what does this mean? Will champ manager 4 come out on time? why is farscape popular? What does Catherine zeta-jones see in Michael Douglas? and who was Edward Dewey? the lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.
If there was a situation where if you killed one innocent young child, then all the diseases in the world would be wiped out, would you do it?
Yes
No
What if it was your own child?
I said no
I said yes originally, but i couldnt do it if it was my own child
Yes, i would still do it
When does life begin?
At conception
At Birth
At 40 wuhay!
Which is better?
Polygamy
Monogamy
If you said polygamy, why?
More wives = more fun
I wouldnt mind sharing my husband
The housework would be shared out
Other
If you said monogamy, why?
Would rather be faithful
wouldnt want to share my husband
Couldnt keep up with more than one wife
Wouldnt want multiple mother in laws
Other
Is lying ok, if you do it to save your own skin?
Yes
No
but is lying ok if someone lies to you?
I said yes to the last question, but lying is wrong if someone else does it
I said no to the last question, and its still wrong is someone else does it
I said yes to the last question, and its ok for others to lie too
I said no to the last question, but its ok for others to lie
Is it ok to kill someone if they were going to kill you?
Yes
No
how do you feel about people who preach about bibles and stuff?
They are doing gods work
They are annoying
They should leave me alone
I am one of those (irritating) people
In the film "from dusk til dawn" when Quentin Tarantino's character gets bitten by a vampire and dies fairly early on, why did this happen?
The lord works in mysterious ways
It was the work of the devil
The lord dislikes Tarantino
This had nothing to do with the lord
In the song "closer" by the nine inch nails, there is a line that goes "you get me closer to god" does this line make this a religious song?
Yes
No
Are the rumours true? was Kurt Cobain really god?
Yes
No
If the lord was Kurt Cobain, and Kurt Cobain is now dead, so who is now the lord?
Dave Grohl
Misterpoll
The creator of this poll
Quentin Tarantino
Natalie Portman
Solid snake
Darth Vader
Jim Carey
Some other person
None, the lord isnt in human form
If god is omnicient, does that mean he knows how to say "your mother eats car steering wheels whilst opening tins of beans" in over 14 different languages?
Yes, of course
No, he's not that clever
Which is your favourite deadly sin?
Envy
Wrath
Sloth
Gluttany
Greed
Lust
Pride
Should "Thou shalt not listen to posers like Avril Lavinge" have been in with the original 10 commandments?
Yes, she is evil
No
You know those real annoying "coke or pepsi" questions? well, i not going to ask that, im going to ask, What does god prefer, coke or pepsi?
Coke
Pepsi
Which of these bands does god like best?
Nirvana
Garbage
Slipknot
Westlife
Queen
Metallica
Foo Fighters
The cranberries
The offspring
Destiny's child
Coldplay
None, he only likes classical music
Does god love EVERYTHING, meaning absolutely everything?
Yes
No
If yes, does that mean he loves the devil?
Yes
No
do you think God and the devil could ever be involved with each other romantically?
Yes
No
Maybe, but first god would have to get over his red-skin racialism
Did god create vampires, or are they the work of the devil?
He created them
The work of the devil
Vampire's dont exist, duh!
if you said vampires dont really exist, then copy & paste this onto your browser: http://www.suite101.com/files/articles/96000%5C96010/dracula.jpeg Now do you belive vampires exist?
Yes, YES!! ARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!
No, there must be some other reason that man looks like that
Which of these features do you think the devil really has?
horns
Red skin
Goat legs
Three pronged fork stick (bit far fetched, dont ya think?)
big teeth
slick black hair
A hit single called "Sk8er boi"
a lisp
forked tongue
a halo
a slipknot album
A whip
"se7en" on DVD
horse feet
a picture of god on the dartboard
If he wanted to, could god lift up 3000 houses with his little finger?
Of course
No way
Do you think god was really involved in the sex scandal back in '83 that landed him in jail for three years?
yes, he is a dirty pervert
no way, he was wrongly convicted
If you murdered someone, would you ever use the excuse "god told me to do it", even if god didnt really tell you to?
yes, i would blame god
No, i could never blame god
If god was holding a public stoning of Avril Lavinge for crimes against humanity (have you heard her new single??) would you attend?
Yes, and i'd enjoy it too
No way, man
Have you ever read the bible cover to cover?
Yes, what a waste of my time
Yes, time well spent
No, it would be a waste of time
No, but i want to
What do you think of this poll?
Its awesome, gave me a real insight into religiuous matters
It was fun
It was ok
It was boring and rubbish
It was blasphemous!!!
If god were to take this poll, or if you are god, then what would he/did you think of it?
Wow, i never knew vampires really existed
Wait a minute, how did you know i was inside back in '83?
It was blasphemous!!!
I'm going to send this link to my good friend, the devil, he'll love it!
This poll was created on 2003-02-26 13:53:52 by Nemesiiiss