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Homer Simpson (updated) another time

Favorite stuff about Homer Simpson. I've had to update it so many times I think I might just make a new poll with all the mmmm lines and jobs that I forgot and therefore had to update.
What are your favorite Homer Simpson Mmmmmm..'s (select as many as you want)
Marge
chocolate
invisible cola
forbidden donut
hippo
purple
fattening
soylent green
split-pea (gasp) with ham
64 slices of american cheese
organized crime
crumpled up cookie things
free goo
business deal
mediciney
slanty
beer nuts
bowling fresh
urinal fresh
incapacitating
open-faced club sand wedge
pointy
hug
memo
turbulent
convenient
elephant fresh
unprocessed fish sticks
something
sprinkles
gummi beer
caramel bologna
fifty-dollar pretzel
danish
hors do-vers (hors d’oeuvres)
loganberry
me
ovulicious
recirculated air
sacrelicious
sugar walls
hog fat
barbecue
fish (gasp) oh no that's me!
macamadamia nut [notice the spelling]
floor pie
pistol whip
pi (pie)
waffle runoff
pie pants
far fetched
promo (spits) eww FOX
ham
marshmallows
apple
caramel
trophy
feed
funky
garnish
McNuggets
bad eggs
steamed gentile
beer
donuts
salty
snouts
shrimp
spaghetti
burger
the land of chocolate
potato chips
strained peas
chicken
foot-long chili dog
(after sucking on Maggie's pacifier)
various eggs
unexplained bacon
grapefruit
delicious
hamburgers (after saying, the foul stench of death is upon us)
pancakes
cupcakes
candy
Moses
What were Homer's best jobs
power plant worker
blackjack dealer
boxer
mascot
astronaut
imitation Krusty
baby-proofer
trucker
hippie
plow driver
food critic
conceptual artist
grease salesman
carny
mayor
grifter
Mayor's bodyguard
country-western manager
garbage commissioner
mountain climber
farmer
inventer
"Smithers"
"Poochie"
celebrity assistant
Beer Baron
Kwik-E-Mart clerk
homophobe
missionary
freak (cannon ball shot in the belly)
grave digger
Bowl-o-rama Employee
Miniature Golf Course Employee
Monorail Conductor
Dog training school bait
Sugar Salesman
Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson
B-Sharp
teacher of marriage class
telemarketer
Naval officer
Gulp-N-Blow employee
fortune cookie writer
pro skateboarder
"Slash-Co." knife salesman
safety protester
informant for IRS
car designer
pin monkey
Mr. Burns' prank monkey
bartender
chiropractor
The Grim Reeper
candlemaker (at Olde English towne)
head of the power plant
ambulance driver
bum
What was homer's funniest invention
Electric hammer
makeup gun
everything's-okay alarm
lazy-man reclining toilet chair
(this isn't about homer) What are the best fake names used in the simpsons?
Al Coholic
Jacques Strap
I. P. Freeley
Seymour Butz
Homer Sexual
Mike Rotch
Amanda Hugenkiss
Hugh Jass
Ivana Tinkle
Oliver Clothesoff
Ollie Tabooger
Bea O'Problem
Anita Bath
Maya Butreeks
Yura Snotball
Haywood Eucuddelmee
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own but
This poll was created on 2003-03-01 18:13:10 by Revin'