Pain - Mister Poll

What hurts the most?

Hammering a nail into your head.

Drilling a hole in your head.

Jamming a screwdriver into your eye.

Cutting your leg off with a butter knife.

Which would you prefer to be run over by?

A bus

A concrete truck

A steam roller

A freight train

A watermelon truck

A ride-on lawn mower

Would you rather be:

If you had to be one of these people, who would you pick?

Al Gore

OJ Simpson

Charles Manson

Some other screwball

You took this pole because:

I'm friggin braindead

I'm just bored

I'm a retard

I'm an inbred

My Mommy made me