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Potter stinks, Trotter rox

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We know Potter is very potty, He should be spanked on his botty His grotty hair is always knotty, We know Potter is very potty. Harry's as thick as a gnome, Three cells of brain stand alone, Nothing else in his head but bone, He nearly dies in that monotonous tone.
First of all, do you like Harry Potter?
love him
o.k.
don't care
DESPISE HIM!
Good. Why do you read the books?
it's quite good
i dont
i'm bored
i suk
i gloat at it's crappiness afterwards
Why do you watch the films?
it's quite good
i want to see him nearly die
for the stunts
so i can gloat at how it is so unlike the book
so i can gloat at how the actors suk
so i can gloat at how harry is such an attention seeker
the three above
Who's your favourite character?
harry -(hopefully not)
ronald -(Bloody hell)
hermione -(freak)
Draco malfoy -(takes the mick out of harry)
Lucius malfoy -(yep)
meh
and what about that ronald?
ginger-haired freak
better than harry
o.k.
i liked him when he fell out with harry
i liked it when he broke his leg, and got smashed by a chess piece and the tree.
who?
he's about as good as lon measly
do you agree with malfoy? -(kill 'em when they're young)
certainly
sort of
no- wait till they're older. it'd be more fun- a challenge
do you want this to be the end of all harry potter books?
yes
no
good. can you wait till harry dies?
NO!
no.
dont want him to- i wanna watch him suffer for eternity
me neither. aren't mops SO much better than brooms?
yeh, of course
no. harry gets it easy and still loses control.
Overall, how much would you rate: harry potter (1= hopeless, 10= alright)
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10
lower
, and Barry Trotter (1=alright, 10=brilliant) -notice Barry Trotter has capitals, and harry potter doesn't deserve them.
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higher
thank you. bye!
Bye!
Good bye!
see ya!
Later!
Meh. i'm going now.
This poll was created on 2003-12-21 12:43:55 by Lemon Floop