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40 Questions---about everything.

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Most polls are not scientific for this reason: Respondents decide beforehand whether they want to answer a poll about a certain subject. Polls are only scientific if people do NOT get to choose which poll topics they will respond to. So, here's a poll in which you don't know what's coming. That will help make it more scientific, I hope---and thereby more meaningful. Most of these are questions I've seen on other polls, but since the topic was known beforehand by respondents, they were not scientific. Once you start, please keep going.
Do you think you are taller than most people, or shorter?
Taller.
Very close to average.
Shorter.
Do you think your success in life will depend, to some degree, on how tall or short or average you are?
Yes.
No.
Are you politically conservative or liberal?
Male--Liberal.
Male--Conservative.
Female--Liberal.
Female--Conservative.
What was the purchase price of all the motor vehicles that you currently own?
I do not own any vehicles.
Less than $1,000.
$1,000-3,000.
$3,000-6,000
$6,000-10,000
$10,000-25,000.
Over $25,000
Do you have "Bashful Bladder" (Cannot urinate if you know or think another person might be watching you.)
Male---Yes.
Male---No.
Female---Yes.
Female---No.
Why would you not support a Liberal Black Woman for President of the USA?
Male--Because she is Liberal.
Male--because she is a Woman.
Male--because she is Black.
Female--because she is Liberal.
Female---because she is a Woman.
Female---because she is Black.
Male---I could support her.
Female---I could support her.
What do you think of sexual intercourse between brother and sister?
I am Male--I say it's wrong.
Female--it's wrong.
Male--it's OK.
Female--it's OK.
What do you dislike most about Winter?
Too cold.
Too much snow.
Days are too short.
No vacation.
Do you consider barking dogs to be a nuisance?
Yes, at night.
Yes, in the daytime.
I have dogs that bark outdoors often.
How much of your current wardrobe was obtained second-hand? (like from friends or thrift-shops)
Virtually all of it.
Quite a bit of it.
Some of it.
Hardly any of it.
I would never wear anything worn by somebody else.
If a forest-industry corporation re-plents trees for future harvesting, is that a "Forest"?
Yes, it looks like trees and gives off oxygen.
No, a Forest is a complex environment that consists of more than just trees.
What are your dietary restrictions?
I eat most things, but avoid foods that I know are unhealthy.
I exclude things in the meat/animal category for health reasons.
I exclude things for religious reasons, at some or all times.
I exclude things if I feel that their production/consumption is bad for the planet.
I have virtually no restrictions on my diet.
I exclude things if they are yucky to think about in their unprepared state.
If a man regularly wears women's underclothing, do you think he must be Gay/Bi/Curious?
Yes, he must be.
Yes, there is probably a connection.
He could be, but there is no general connection.
No, there is no reason to think that at all.
Transvestitism as practiced by gay males and Cross-dressing are two totally different and unrelated
How do you feel about heterosexual males wearing women's underwear because they like it?
I'm Male---I think it's not acceptable.
Male---I have no problem with it.
Male---I do it myself.
Male---conflict of terms--he can't BE heterosexual.
Female---I think it's acceptable and even sexy.
Female---OK if he wants to, but not sexy and I wouldn't want my man to do it.
Female---No, not acceptable at all.
Female---It's OK, and my man does it.
Female---conflict of terms--he must be gay.
How competent are you to do your own car repairs?
Male--totally incompetent.
Male---I can change my own oil, spark plugs.
Male---I can do most things that just require basic hand-tools
Male---I can do just about all repairs/
Female---totally incompetent.
Female---I can handle some basic tool jobs.
Female---I can do it all.
When away from home, have you ever stood outdoor in complete darkness and silence in a remote area, just to see what it is like?
Yes.
No.
Have you ever slept all night outdoors, with nothing above you but the stars?
Male--Yes.
Male--No.
Female--Yes.
Female--No.
Do you consider yourself Absolutely Straight, with no homosexual leanings at all?
Male--Yes.
Male--No.
Female--Yes.
Female--No.
Which do you consider to be "Child Pronography"? (Assuming that the context cannot be discerned from the picture itself).
A photograph of a 14-year old girl wearing a white wedding dress and veil.
A photograpy of a 14-year old girl wearing panties, being spanked over the knee of an older man.
A Sunday-supplement Wal-Mart insert showing a 14 year old girl in flowered panties and training bra.
A back-view shot of several 14-year old girls at the beach, topless, seen only from behind.
A photograph of a woman giving her 4-year old grandson a bath, child's parts showing.
Which is worse?
An innocent man is sent to jail. (I'm male)
A guilty man goes free. (male)
An innocent man is sent to jail. (female)
A guilty man goes free (female).
Equal. (male)
Equel. (female)
Who did you vote for in 2000?
Bush.
Gore.
Somebody else.
Nobody.
Not eligible to vote in the USA.
Do you believe in God?
I'm male---Yes.
I'm male---No.
I'm female--Yes.
I'm female--No.
What do you think if the QWERTY Keyboard?
It's fine.
A different letter arrangement would work better.
Do you have a Will?
Yes, a lawyer did it for me.
Yes, I did it myself with a Will Kit.
No, but I need to.
No, no need at present.
What is it about Men and a woman's breasts? What attracts/fascinates/enamors them with the breasts?
Male--Men are still infants and need nurturing.
Female--As above, Infants.
Male--Men see them as the embodiment of womanhood.
Female---Yes, Embodiment.
Male---Men know that this conspicuous feature is the button they can press to arouse her sexually.
Female---Yes, Button.
Male---Men were (or wanted to be) breast-fed, and cant let go.
Female---Yes, Fed.
Male---Men want the approval of their male friends for choosing/attracting a woman with notable brea
Female---Yes, Approval.
Male---Other.
Female---Other.
Toilet Paper---When you install a new roll, does the edge roll under or over the roll.
Male---Over.
Male---Under.
Female---Over.
Female---Under.
Male---Random---doesn't matter.
Female---Random.
Male---My wife does it wrong and I always have to switch it.
Female---My husband does it wrong and I always have to switch it.
Still on Paper. What do you use at home for note-scibble pads?
Pads that I buy for that purpose.
Miscellaneouls pads that I find/steal/accumulate for that purpose.
Anything handy---old envelopes, paper bags, newspaper margins.
I save useful bits, like blank backs of junk-mail enclosures, and staple them.
Commercial products intended for other purpose, like Calendars.
My hand.
Do you wear glasses?
No vision correction needed.
I should but I don't.
Contacts.
Regular glasses all the time.
Regular glasses part of the time, like reading.
Which of the following have you done while you were behaving purely out of spite?
End a relationship that you didn't want to end.
Injure another person serously.
Injure yourseflf seriously.
Cost yourself a lot of money.
Cost somebody else a lot of money.
Cause a car accident.
Seriously embarrass your family.
Destroy something that you wish you still had.
Did you ever have "mercy sex" with someone. Have sex with someone because you felt sorry for their unattractiveness and loneliness?
Male---Yes.
Male---No.
Female---Yes.
Female---No.
In how many languages do you know how to count to ten, and say Yes, No, Please and Thank You.
One.
2-4.
5-10.
More than ten.
Have you ever operated a Chain Saw?
Male--Yes.
Male---No.
Female---Yes.
Female--- No.
Do you think you have the basic makeup to ever be a successful Emergency Medical Technician and go out on ambulance calls?
Male---Yes.
Male---No.
Female--Yes
Female--No.
How often do you eat at home, a meal cooked from scratch (not pre-cooked or pre-assembled ingredients) by yourself or family member?
Almost always.
Most of the time.
Maybe about half the time.
Not very often.
Practically never.
Are you multi-orgasmic?
Male---Yes, regularly.
Male---I can be, but usually don't.
Male---No.
Female---Yes, regularly.
Female---I can be, but usually don't.
Female---No.
Female---No, I don't think I have orgasms at all.
Male---No, no orgasms.
If "Size Matters", are you better than average?
Male---Yes, better than average.
Male---Pretty close to average.
Male---No, smaller than average.
Female---Yes, better than average.
Female---Pretty close to average.
Female---Naw, kinda flat.
Do you think your parents ever had sex?
Oh, yes!!!
Sure they did.
Yes, I saw them.
Probably not after I was born.
Well, at least once, I guess.
Can you sing all the words to your country's national anthem?
No problem. I've done it many times.
Probably.
No, not all they way through.
No, not even close.
I a Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Vietnamese person were all sitting in a roomm would you be able to correctly identify them by their facial appearance?
Yes, I think in most cases, I could.
Might be able to guess one or two.
No, nobody can. They all look the same.
No, I can't tell them apart.
Who cares?
Unfair advantage. I'm one of them.
Have you ever suspected, or has anyone suggested, that you might have an Autistic Spectrum Disorder, such as Aspergers Syndrome.
Yes, and I've been positively diagnosed.
Yes, but not diagnosed.
Never heard of it.
No, but I was called ADD at school.
No, no way.
Are You (if Male), or your Boy Friend, in touch with your feminine side?
Yes, a Lesbian trapped in a Male body.
Yes, pretty well.
I hope so.
I hope not.
No, not at all.
This poll was created on 2003-12-10 16:26:51 by jtur88