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Two Men In A Trench

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This is a poll about the British TV series 'Two Men In A Trench'. Hope you enjoy it!
Who would you like in your trench?
Tony Pollard
Neil Oliver
Banksy
Andy Army Expert
Helen
Bloke with the dreadlocks
The other bloke
Everybody else
What is your favourite Trench saying?
'Derring do!' - Neil Oliver
'Baaaaanksssssy!' - Tony Pollard
'It's a musket ball!' - Everyone
'The Bussex Rhine!' - Neil Oliver
'The Bussex Rhine!!' - Tony Pollard
Where should Tony and Neil dig a trench next?
Your back garden
Buckingham Palace
The White House
Loddon in Norfolk
The Arctic Circle
Tony's back garden
Neil's back garden
Emmerdale Farm
The moon
What alcohol limit do you think Tony should stick to?
A barrel of cider
A flagan of finest ale
A glass of wine
Half a shandy
A fizzy water
Which hair style would you prefer to see on Neil?
Ponytail
Bun
Bunches
Dreadlocks
Skinhead
Short back and sides
Big perm
Mohican
A hat
Normal
What music would you like to hear in the series?
Son Of My Father - Chicory Tip
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
You Love Us - Manic Street Preachers
Pink Panther theme - Henry Mancini
We Live So Fast - Heaven 17
Rockin' All Over The World - Status Quo
Come On Feel The Noise - Slade
It's My Life - Dr Alban
We Have Arrived - Aphex Twin
Ode To Joy - Beethoven
Careless Memories - Duran Duran
Love Action - Human League
Oliver's Army - Elvis Costello
Jolene - Dolly Parton
Here are some anagrams of their names. Which do you like best?
NEIL OLIVER - lone virile
TONY POLLARD - Andy Trollop
NEIL OLIVER - ein orville
ANTHONY POLLARD - hand patrol only
NEIL OLIVER - revel in oil
TONY POLLARD - dolly parton
Where would you take Neil on a date?
For a ploughman's at the local
An all night rave
A nudist beach
Sherwood Forest
Cannon And Ball Pier show, Gt Yarmouth
Changing cubicle in 'Top Man'
'Death By Chocolate' eating contest
A trench
Where would you take Tony on a date?
Chess club
The new Bruce Willis movie
Pizza hut
Crufts
A 'B&Q' D.I.Y superstore
A 'P&O' round the world cruise
A trout farm
The Great Wall Of China
Disneyland
A trench
Finally, what's the best implement for digging a trench?
A shovel
A trowel
A hoe
A lolly stick
A JCB industrial digger
A spoon
Tony Pollard
This poll was created on 2004-08-15 20:10:25 by Dr Trench