Who is the Scariest Television Character?

What is the top reason for Sponge Bob being scary?

He has big bulgy eyess

He lives in a place called Bikini Bottom. Perv!

He has a pet snail that mews-and he walks him!

He is rectangular, yet wears square pants

What is the top reason for Mr. Clean being scary?

He wears a frilly apron

His head is bald and shiny

His smile is creepy

He wears a single feminine-looking earing

What is the top reason for Ronald McDonald?

His last name rhymes with his first

He is a clown

He wears yellow and red-Call the fashion police!

The red afro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the top reason for Bert(Seasame Street)?

He talks to a paper clip collection

He owns a paper clip collection-arn't they all the same?

The monobrow-Did he steal Ernie's eyebrows or something?

What is the top reason for Ernie?

He has parties in his bathtub-in the nude!

He has no eyebrows! Did Bert steal them?

He has a rubber ducky

What is Bob the Builder's top reason?

He takes talking to his trucks too far

He likes his job!