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Bad Baby Names 2004!

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Welcome to the BAD BABY NAMES 2004 poll! Each of the following are from my site, zenbadbabynames.blogspot.com/, and represent the worst of the worst in naming disasters for the year. Remember: you are voting for the WORST name in each category! The results will be posted on the BAD BABY NAMES site by Valentine's Day 2005! So have a seat, have a laugh and be glad your parents didn't name you one of these humdingers!
Let's get started with some BAD CELEBRITY BABY NAMES for 2004! Remember: you're voting for the worst name. Chose up to three BAD BABY NAMES.
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Atticus (Tony Adams)
Blossom (Karey Ainsworth)
Cash (Slash)
Clementine (Claudia Schiffer)
CoCo (Courtenay Cox-Arquette)
Gray (Deanna Carter)
Gypsy (Kate Ceberano)
Indiana (Summer Phoenix)
Jett (Christopher Titus)
Magnus (Will Ferrell)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Phinnaeus (Julia Roberts)
Puma (Erykah Badu)
Romeo (Jon Bon Jovi)
Ryder (Kate Hudson)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Wilf (Hermione Norris)
Zen (Corey Feldman)
CRE8IVE SPELLINGS! These are normal names turned upside-down by faux creativity. Chose up to three.
Alexuz
Ariion
Bryyce
Ccamryn
Cincere
Daniellyz
Daykon Mykall Jaycub
Dayssy
Emalei
Exzavier
Iyceiss
Jawn
Jaxyn
Kakob
Kauhner
Knyles
Mercaydez
MeriJayn
Pual
Qchristopher
Q'Zavier
Skot
Wyllyam
APOSTROPHE ABUSE! These are names that, for no well-defined reason, like to beat up on the rules of grammar. Choose up to three.
A'Laysyn
A'Nilin
Aurora'Anne
Au'Veonna
Cam'Ron
Chy'na
Daij'na
Da'nyelle
I'Ashon
I'jaaz
ka'More
Kar'mn
K'iv
K'le
Nah'zae
Ramse's
R'Son
Sa'naa
Say'Yonce
Sei'Jearr
Syri'yah
Te'Asiah
Tre'Sor
REDNECK HALL OF SHAME! If you can picture these names at a Jeff Foxworthy show...they might be redneck baby names! Choose up to three.
Cyndi-Beth
Erneshia
Floyd-william
Jaylyne
Jazlean
Jerleecia
Lindieanne
Loriabelle
Mandy-Lynn
Martha-Mae
Rocky
Shanamarie
Trista-Lynn
Waynelle
PSEUDO-ROYALTY! It's the latest fad...unfortunately: giving your baby a title for a name. Even Michael Jackson has done it twice...which should be reason enough to avoid it! Choose up to three.
Baron Alex
Cae'zar
Duke
Empress Camille
Pharoah Nicolas
Prince-Ja'Lynn
Prince Olisemeka
Prince Teofilo
Princess Shanasia
Princess Ty Awna Louise
Sesar
Sultan David
MOUTHFUL! These are names that are hard to spell, and even harder to pronounce. Choose up to three.
Andzelika
Briajah'na
Day'quandray
Dyneajah
Jay'Leiah Twy-emirah-n'Ava
Jodahlynn
Joquacear
Jy'zeyah
Kaeleahann
Karentjat-Nyah
McKendrianna
Mysee-shekeyla
Ogheneawore Jesse
Quawntavious
Yazmean Nantashia
THIRD PLACE Chose one of the following for the "honor" of third prize! Remember: chose the WORST name on the list.
A'Magine
Be'aJa
Beautiful
Blexx
Dream
Dynasty
Exabien
Heaven-Lee Angel
Montoya
Pose
Precious
Starlet
Timber
Wilmary
SECOND PLACE! Chose the WORST name on the list for the second-place prize!
Clever
Edge
Electris
El'Mega
Gaggery
Heavenlee Grace
Ice Key
Naturelle
Ransom
Loyalti
Reeses
Tazyr
Xoi Phantasia
Young
FIRST PLACE Choose one, the ultimate worst bad baby name of the year!
A'Risin Starr
Dameon Lestat
Diezel
Future
Jessie James
Mary Mac
Miracle Divine
Oym'unique
Priest Soulja
Rainbeau Jane
Saviour
Schlok
Symphony Evanessance
Vylet Skie
Zyhan Demon
This poll was created on 2004-11-30 07:29:16 by Zen Pretzel Trick