morning wood
This is a poll for men. Are you male?
| 98% (854) | yes | |
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| 1% (9) | no |
863 voters have answered this question.
How often do get morning wood?
| 1% (12) | never | |
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| 14% (122) | once or twice a week | |
| 21% (182) | 3-4 times aweek | |
| 19% (166) | 5-6 times per week | |
| 44% (381) | every single morning |
863 voters have answered this question.
If less than 7 days per week would you like to wake up with morning wood every day?
| 63% (552) | yes | |
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| 36% (311) | no |
863 voters have answered this question.
would you like to wake up with morning wood less often?
| 23% (206) | yes | |
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| 76% (657) | no |
863 voters have answered this question.
check the boxes that apply I have morning wood more often when I...
| 64% (521) | have a full bladder | |
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| 37% (306) | have masturbated in the last 12 hours | |
| 21% (175) | had sex in the last 24 hours | |
| 40% (330) | abstained fron sex | |
| 45% (364) | got a full nights rest | |
| 36% (297) | sleep with someone | |
| 36% (296) | sleep alone | |
| 19% (155) | sleep in a new space | |
| 50% (410) | am at home | |
| 26% (216) | am traveling |
808 voters have answered this question.
how do you take care of the morning wood?
| 22% (190) | Have sex | |
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| 68% (588) | masturbate | |
| 48% (418) | urinate | |
| 41% (354) | ignore it | |
| 49% (430) | enjoy the feeling of it | |
| 5% (47) | other |
863 voters have answered this question.
Has your morning wood been noticed by others? check all that apply
| 27% (237) | no | |
|---|---|---|
| 54% (469) | yes | |
| 18% (162) | by my wife | |
| 45% (396) | by male freiend | |
| 20% (179) | by female friend | |
| 10% (87) | by strangers | |
| 8% (77) | by my children | |
| 8% (76) | by my pets | |
| 7% (65) | by my neighbors | |
| 16% (144) | others |
863 voters have answered this question.
how old are you?
| 46% (402) | 11-19 | |
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| 23% (204) | 20-29 | |
| 11% (97) | 30-39 | |
| 9% (79) | 40-49 | |
| 9% (81) | over 50 |
863 voters have answered this question.
has the frequency of morning wood decreased with age?
| 25% (223) | yes slightly | |
|---|---|---|
| 6% (55) | yes significantly | |
| 67% (586) | no |
864 voters have answered this question.
If you sleep in the same bed with some one else, what do they think about your morning wood?
| 45% (392) | enjoys it as much as I do | |
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| 2% (25) | is bothered by it | |
| 19% (170) | hasn't noticed | |
| 3% (26) | makes a big deal of it | |
| 23% (201) | ignores it | |
| 5% (51) | wish I had more |
865 voters have answered this question.
Have you seen others with morning wood?
| 50% (441) | yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 29% (258) | no | |
| 7% (61) | who have you seen with morning wood | |
| 15% (133) | father | |
| 49% (426) | friend | |
| 10% (90) | son | |
| 12% (104) | stranger | |
| 29% (254) | brother | |
| 21% (183) | other family, cousin, uncle etc. |
865 voters have answered this question.
How have you reacted to your morning wood being seen?
| 10% (88) | Hid | |
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| 1% (10) | ran | |
| 29% (254) | showed it off | |
| 49% (425) | didn't care | |
| 30% (263) | liked others seeing it | |
| 6% (58) | didn't like others seeing it | |
| 32% (280) | proud of it | |
| 11% (96) | thankful I can still get it up | |
| 17% (153) | covered up | |
| 4% (42) | left room | |
| 26% (226) | nothing | |
| 30% (260) | started playing with it |
863 voters have answered this question.
how do you feel about having morning wood?
| 2% (21) | I'm a freak | |
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| 10% (92) | it's a bother | |
| 71% (615) | it's normal | |
| 46% (405) | it's healthy | |
| 37% (325) | it's exciting | |
| 22% (197) | it gets me out on the right side of the bed |
863 voters have answered this question.
would you be ofended to see someone else with morning wood?
| 17% (149) | depends on where and who | |
|---|---|---|
| 68% (592) | no never | |
| 3% (28) | yes always | |
| 10% (94) | most of the time wouldn't be a bother |
863 voters have answered this question.
are you happy with the size and shape of your penis?
| 75% (655) | yes, just right for me | |
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| 24% (208) | no, I would wish for some changes |
863 voters have answered this question.
how many times do you masturbate compared to your frequency of sex per week?
| 46% (402) | only masturbate | |
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| 3% (26) | only have sexual intercourse | |
| 17% (152) | three times or more masturbation to sex | |
| 10% (91) | twice masturbation to sex | |
| 14% (126) | about even | |
| 3% (34) | twice as much sex as masturbation | |
| 3% (32) | three times or more sex to masturbation |
863 voters have answered this question.
