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FLORIDIAN INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT!!!!!!

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Hi, I am John Fitzgerald Hickory, but I would like to be known as John Florida Hickory for this poll. I am in leauge with twenty-seven other people for a Floridian independence movement. We are digging a great river to seperate Florida from the forty-seven states of vice and corruption and indignity. We've already dug one thousand-three hundered-eighty seven feet. Once Florid has been dug apart and floating away in the Caribbean Sea, I will be in charge. Florida dont need no corrpption no tourists. We will build a self-sufficent rich Florida-born state, kick out the tourists and the old people, and free barbeque and pinball 4 every true Floridian-born citizen any time. LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF FLORIDA!
Question 1: Are you a Yankee, by which I mean anyone from Georgia or further north?
Yes
No
Are you an "American"?
Yes-a Yankee
Yes-a Hawaiian (we Floridians share your pain)
Yes-a Floridian
No-a Euro-trash European
No-a Middle Eastern Terrorist
No-Oriental
No-Indian Subcontinent
No-non EuroTrash European
No-peaceful middleeastern
No-Israeli
No-African
No-Oceanian
No-Latin American
No-Canadian
No-Russian
No-Other
FLORIDIANS: Do you support an independent Floridian state?
Yes
No
YANKEES, HAWAIIANS, FOREIGNERS: Do you support an independent Floridian state?
Yes
No
FLORIDIANS: Were you born in Florida?
Yes
No (please proceed to answer Yankee Questions rather than Floridian Questions)
FLORIDIANS: Would you assist me and my followers to build a 200-mile trench 300 feet wide, 1000 feet deep (to the water)?
Yes-Where do I sign up?
No-I'm tired/old/weak/handicapped but I support you!
No-I'm anti-Floridian (a traitor treasonist loyalist bastard)
YANKEES, HAWAIIANS, FOREIGNERS: Do you think Florida deserves its own state. After all, we have the best oranges, theme parks, alligators, and other things.
Yes you do! Fight the U.S. Floridian opression!
No I don't believe in freedom
FLORIDIANS: Would you support be to be dictator pro tempore for life of the Republic of Florida?
Yes
No
YANKEES, HAWAIIANS, AND FOREIGNERS: Would you support me to be dictator pro tempore per life of Florida?
Yes- I (polltaker) am awesome
No- I (polltaker) suck
FLORIDIANS: Would you object to hidden cameras, electronic listening devices, and "Hickory's slice of all things food and money"?
Yes
No
YANKEES: Would you like to live in Florida during the Floridian Golden Age under JFH?
Yes-Well too bad u cant
No-good, fags
FLORIDIANS: Will you stay in Florida during the Aquatic Revolution?
Yes-I'm a proud Floridian!
No-I am a treasonist backstabbing SOB
BIRTH-BORN HAWAIIANS: Based on the future (5 years is the target date) Floridian golden age, would you like to have a great Hawaiian Aquatic Revolution?
Yes-I love Hawaii
No-Hawaii, unlike the great Florida, can't support itself. If only, if only.
No-I am a backstabbing treasonist Hawaiian SOB
FLORIDIANS: Would you learn a new language, Floridian?
Yes-Good, you will
No-well too bad, youll have to MWaHaHaHa
ALL: Rate the FLORIDIAN INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT POLL! Check all that apply
Amazing
Outstanding
Great
Splendid
Stupendis
Terrific
Fantastic
Best.Poll.Ever
This poll was created on 2005-02-05 00:28:21 by K.K.