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We all want to change the world, but alas, we seldom can. There is, however, a certain deity, on this particular day, is indeed going to change the world, for better or for worse. And for reasons that perhaps only Sinbad can understand, you have the final say!
Would you rather live in a world?
where the handshake was replaced by the act of grabbing another's genitals, giggling, and bouncing up and down
where all international disputes were settled by means of break-dancing contests
Would you rather live in a world?
where massive Afros were mandatory for members of Congress
where it was legal, in fact encouraged, to crucify mines
Would you rather live in a world?
where Underoos were standard business attire
where rabbi and professional bowler was one job
Would you rather live in a world?
where the dominant milieu for social interaction was not the bar scene, but rather intense games of dodge ball
where humans sniffed each other like dogs
Would you rather live in?
the star trek universe
the world of Dr. Seuss
Would you rather live in?
a Salvador Dali landscape
Tolkien's Middle Earth
Would you rather live in?
biblical Palestine
the world of Atari's Berserk
Would you rather live in a world?
where it snowed ground beef
where everybody looked like Phil Bautista
Would you rather live in a world?
where everybody's speech was badly dubbed over like in Chinese Kung-fu movie
where golfer Craig Stadler was hailed as our overlord
Would you rather live in a world?
where at the end of a rainbow there really was a pot of gold
where at the end of a rainbow there were five hundred cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon
Would you rather live in a world?
where there was no such thing as war, but also no such thing as pork
where there was no such thing as crime, but also no such thing as the A-Team
Would you rather live in a world?
where all dirty words and vulgar expressions were censored with silly bleeps, buzzes, and cuckoos
where professional wrestling was rightfully considered the apex of human thought and accomplishment
Would you rather live in a world (nerds 0nly)?
where computer gaming was a lucrative and respected sport
where it was legally enforced to have Dungeons and Dragons statistics on your driver's license
Would you rather live in a world?
where people's heights fluctuated significantly from day to day
where their ages did
Would you rather live in a country?
where the national currency was the Nilla Wafer
where the national anthem was Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel ther Noize"
Go To Hell! You have been sent directly to Hell. Do not pass gp. Do not collect $200. Would you rather be sentenced to?
a gridlocked traffic jam with literally no end
an eternal bar-mitzvah party where a painfully bad band sings "Celebration" and "Shout" over and over
Would you rather be sentenced to?
a permanent ice cream headache
a never-ending lecture entitled "Fabio: Cross-cultural Perspectives"
Would you rather be sentenced to?
eternal Stairmaster
perpetual diarrhea
This poll was created on 2005-08-06 00:35:15 by mark wild