What's a dumbass?(Warning: this poll may offend some people)
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Dumbass-A person with a dangerously low IQ who is a threat to themself and those around them. Face it, dumbasses are everywhere. They're a way of life. Think of them as the missing link. But maybe this poll will tell you how to fend them off.
Do you have to deal with dumbasses?
| 96% (372) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 1% (7) | No | |
| 1% (7) | I AM the dumbass |
386 voters have answered this question.
When dealing with them, what do you do?
| 37% (147) | I use big words so they get confused and leave me alone | |
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| 16% (65) | Fight fire with fire: They act dumbassy and so do I | |
| 48% (189) | Ignore them and hope they go away | |
| 4% (16) | Use really wicked voo-doo on them | |
| 17% (67) | Flip them off | |
| 11% (44) | Mimic them | |
| 9% (38) | Tell someone | |
| 8% (31) | Get into a fist-fight...only then all their dumbassy friends jump in and suddenly the odds are against me... | |
| 7% (28) | ...then I get MY friends and all Hell breaks loose |
387 voters have answered this question.
How often do you have to deal with dumbasses?
| 40% (158) | Every hour of everyday | |
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| 17% (67) | Once a day | |
| 5% (23) | Once a week | |
| 19% (76) | A couple of times a day | |
| 16% (62) | So many times a day, I think it's rubbing off on me |
386 voters have answered this question.
What do you hate most about a dumbass?
| 35% (137) | Their low IQs | |
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| 55% (215) | They don't listen to reason | |
| 34% (134) | They always seem to be wrong | |
| 14% (57) | They always travel in packs and pick on the first person who gets in their way | |
| 46% (179) | I can't punch them in the mouth for risk of being expelled/fired/arrested/sued | |
| 53% (206) | They always get away with being a dumbass |
386 voters have answered this question.
If you could rid the world of dumbasses, would you?
| 53% (205) | Definitely! | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (15) | *Scoffs* No, then where would I go? | |
| 42% (165) | No, there's no point, there're too many of them |
385 voters have answered this question.
What would a Dumbass-Free World be like?
| 39% (152) | Perfect | |
|---|---|---|
| 52% (203) | There can't be a dumbass-free world because there are too many of them, and they are multiplying everyday | |
| 1% (6) | There can't be a world without me, after all, because I'm the center of the universe, like Daddy says. | |
| 22% (87) | Based on the above answer, too perfect for words |
384 voters have answered this question.
Is it possible to identify a dumbass without actually speaking to them?
| 74% (286) | Yeah, just look at the way they talk to others, the language they use, the people they hang out with | |
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| 25% (96) | No, you have to let them pick on you first, and THEN you know how dangerously stupid they are |
382 voters have answered this question.
What did you think of this poll?
| 33% (125) | Soooo true | |
|---|---|---|
| 2% (9) | Soooo offending (Note: I DID warn you it would offend certain people) | |
| 12% (47) | A reality check | |
| 52% (197) | A relief that I'm not the only one who thinks this way |
378 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2005-09-14 23:12:47
by 2_silly_4_me
