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Golden Sheep Awards 3

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Here you can vote in the 3rd Annual Golden Sheep Awards. Have fun!
Most Bizarre Fanfic
Four Down in Ohio
Berg, Barrett, and Lennon (and Cheney!) Unite!
Woodie and Bernie
O.G. in '08
The DON'TS of Slash Fiction
Best Quote
“Don’t worry – we’ll stretch it out before the night is finished.” (Phil Spector
“STOP! DON’T DO IT!” (Zero Commodore, ‘The Department of Refined Young Ladies’)
“They say some people are named for their best attribute, like Charity, or Faith
"You can sleep with a light on." (Morg, Fun with Socialism)
“I want to move to Massachusetts and dress in a bridal gown and have Senator Ker
Best Duo
Xiao Wei and Bing Bing, ‘Rui Yu Ge Ge’
Daniela “Danni” Beske and Murray Finch, ‘Smear’
Myolie and Leila, ‘Guardian Angel’
Captain Michael Butler and Lieutenant Taftley, ‘The Phantom of Hoa Lo Prison’
Sarajane Sein and Morgan Imperial, ‘Phil Phan Phic 7’
Best Team
The Travelers, ‘The Fall of House Aasguarde’
The New York Seven, ‘The New York Seven’
The Mages, ‘Chronicles of La Guard: Pirates of the Pacific’
The Coalition, ‘Masala’
The Random People Squad, ‘Fun with Socialism’
Best Couple
Paul Wellstone and Condi Rice, ‘Grease: Politics Edition’
Sid Aasguarde and Stella (Arawn) Roskva, ‘The Fall of House Aasguarde’
Jesse Powers and Nicola Tesh, ‘Kane/Harper ‘04’
Mark Bellhorn and Chyler Lowe, ‘Fenway Faithful: The Calm Before the Storm’
You Peng and Xiao Wei, ‘Rui Yu Ge Ge’
Best Slash Couple
John Kerry and John Edwards, EVERYTHING :)
Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, ‘Woodie and Bernie’
Brian Epstein and John Lennon, ‘There’s a Place’
John Lennon and Phil Spector, ‘The Long and Winding Road’
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, ‘The Return of the Turtle-Ass Man’
Most Heinous Bitch
Jane Fonda, ‘Grease: Politics Edition’
Concubine Shu, ‘Rui Yu Ge Ge’
Taylor Farley, ‘The Broder Tape’
Carlotta Guidicelli, ‘OG in ’08’ and ‘The Phantom of Hoa Lo Prison’
Lauren Zhang, ‘The Chronicles of La Guard’
Most Awful Villain
Kusafi Alvari al-Shareq, ‘Perception’
Mark David Chapman, ‘Chapman is a Butt-Licking Asshat’ and Others
Arnold Bellington, ‘Masala’
Robert MacNamie, ‘Demagogues Do Decatur’
Raoul de Chagny, ‘O.G. in ’08’ and ‘The Point of No Return’
Most Tortured by the Writers
Mark David Chapman, ‘Chapman is a Butt-Licking Asshat’ and Others
Jane Fonda, ‘Jerry Springer Gone Awry’ and Others
Raoul de Chagny, ‘O.G. in ‘08’ and ‘Fun with Socialism’
Billie Joe Armstrong, ‘The Department of Refined Young Ladies’
Dan Rather, ‘The Final Ratherism’ and ‘Mr. Lennon and the Hit Factory’
Best Inanimate Object
The Net-shooting Dildo, ‘The Department of Refined Young Ladies’
The Bathroom Soap, ‘The Return of the Turtle-Ass Man’
Garrick’s Battle Axe, ‘The Fall of House Aasguarde’
The Locket, ‘The Broder Tape’
The Letter, ‘Nobody Loves You (When You’re Down and Out)’
Cutest Chubby Guy
'Coop' Kaplowski, ‘Last Ride to Paradise’
Nick Jerome, ‘Whit Happens’
Jesse “Spike” Bates, ‘The Department of Refined Young Ladies’
Cirrus, ‘Sublimity’
Derrick Drake (AKA Brett Dace), ‘Whit Happens’
Best Male Character
Thomas Kane, ‘Kane/Harper ‘04’
Garrick Vallence, ‘The Fall of House Aasguarde’
Cameron Parks, ‘Pinecrest’
Murray Finch, ‘Smear’
Ron Ng, ‘Law-Love-Enforcers’
Best Female Character
Miriam Yeung, ‘Complicated Life, Complicated Love’
Cammie Burnes, ‘Just Your Average Rebel Girl’
Xiao Wei, ‘Rui Yu Ge Ge’
Robyn Walker, ‘Masala’
Stella “Arawn” Roskva, ‘The Fall of House Aasguarde’
Best Miniseries
‘Fun With Socialism’
‘The DON’Ts of Slash Fiction’
‘Fenway Faithful’
‘The Chicago Seven Slash Series’
Best Novel
‘Rui Yu Ge Ge’
‘Lurker’
‘Complicated Life, Complicated Love’
‘REB & VoDKa Education’
This poll was created on 2005-10-06 01:21:55 by Sega & Morg