Best music poll eva(that means "ever", you silly white folk)

Wait just a second, you. Before you begin, I gotta get some topical information (I have no idea what "topical" means, but it seems to fit the sentence). We'll start with race.

I shall also need to know your sex.

Okay, this is the part where most people put "whats your favorite kind of music?" That is a crap poll question. As I said in the introduction, this is NOT a crap poll. Speaking of the introduction, didja actually read it?

Anyway, as I was getting to above, I thought of a way to tell what kind of music you like WITHOUT actually asking that question. It's coming up. I think you'll like it.

Okay here's the question: If you were stuck on a desert island, and you go to the cd store. You have only enough money for one cd. Inside there's a magic leprechaun who will not grant you a wish, and therefore has nothing to do with the question in question. The store has only two albums left, both titled "The black album." Which do you choose?

Okay, lets start with the Urban hippity hop culture. What's your favorite Jay-Z song?

Okay, I ask that the black folk bear with me as I ask a question about rock. Whats your favorite led zeppelin song?

Okay since EVERYONE of you picked stairway, ill ask what's your second favorite led zeppelin song? Once again I show my cunning ability to go beyond the obvious eh?

Bear with me with one more rock question before I go elsewhere. What's your favorite Deep Purple song?

Okay, Toby Keith fans, whats up with your favorite songs?

Ah, so impatient. Okay, The Game or 50?

So what up with the beef between them?

If you could go on a dream vacation to any one of the following destinations desribed in the below songs, where would you go? (please judge the PLACE, not the song)

Best Johnny Cash song?

Best Johnny Cash Cover?

Okay, time to star the guitarist wars. Kurt Kobain (nirvana) or Roger Glover (Deep Purple)

Slash or Izzy?

Best guitarist from the Yardbirds?

Jimi Hendrix vs Eric Clapton

McJagger or George Harrison?

Joe Perry or John Petrucci?

Eric Clapton or Jimmy Page?

Jimmy Page or Jeff Beck?

Kirk Hammet or Slash?

Peter Frampton or Joe Perry?

Okay, enough with that. Those wars were getting too intense, like the satirway solo, except you souldn't hear it. Speaking of which, which guitar solo do you prefer?

Better vocalist, John Lennon or Paul McCartney?

Who don't need no f******* hook on this beat?

What brought about Linkin parks downfall?

Favorite blue oyster cult song?

Okay, ill add more questions as i think of 'em. Any suggestions leave in the message center y'all. Your help really helps me make sure this stays the best music poll eva.