Mandals-Harmless or Epidemic?

Do you think that it is gay for men to wear mandals?

Yes. It's a queer thing to do.

No. It is not gay to wear mandals.

Either way is okay.

Are mandals gaining popularity or losing popularity?

Yes. Mandals are a spreading epidemic.

No. Mandals are becoming extinct.

Mandal wearing is the same as last year.

When you see mandals, do you want to:

Smash the guy's feet with a 20-lb. sledge.

Throw up.

Give the thumbs up.

Run them over with a steam-roller.

What kind of mandals are the most popular?

Jesus mandals (ones with lots of straps).

Adventure mandals (ones with big treads).

Old-man mandals.