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How much do you REALLY know about Stoves and Fridges?

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This poll is to find out how much the general public knows about the true nature of stoves and fridges.
What do you Believe the Stove is?
A device made for cooking food, modelled after the most efficient style of stoveware.
A device made for cooking food, but modelled after a god of an ancient civilization.
Evil mind-controlling robots that cook your brain.
All of the above.
Other.
Don't know, don't care.
Do you like stoves?
Yes, they are very convenient for cooking various food products, such as cakes and cookies.
Yes, they are gods - one day they will rule the world, and then who will be laughing, huh? HUH?
Yes, they helped me get rid of my cat (those were some fine cooked steaks!)
No, it burnt my hand, and now I hate them.
No, they're dangerous, but I use it to cook anyway.
No, they're evil mind-controlling robots sent here by the government to get us all to vote for Bush!
No, they killed my father... And raped my mother!
Yes, they killed my father... And raped my mother! I feel honoured to have my family graced by such an awesome freaking god.
I don't know.
What do you believe the Fridge is?
A useful device for cooling and sustaining food products, modelled after the most storage-convenient patent.
A device used for cooling and sustaining food products... But it's modelled after the "Satan" figure of an ancient religion!
God.
The place where my hamster awaits his burial.
All of the above.
Other.
Don't know, don't care.
Do you like fridges?
Yes, they are very useful!
Yes, they stopped my hamster from rotting while my parents got off their fat butts and dug a hole for it.
Yes, without it Milk would be sour indeed.
No, they release CFC's into the air, which destroy our Ozone layer - which helps cancer, and then in turn kills people.
No, for the above reason, but also added to it - they're sent by the government to get us to vote for Bush, while killing us and controlling the population, and commiting to Bush's plot to destroy the world.
No, mine broke and leaks water all over the ground.
Yes and no... They're useful, but damaging to the environment.
I don't know.
Will you vote for Bush?
Yes.
No.
I guess so, all my friends are.
I don't know why... I have this strange urge to vote for him, even though I hate him... It gets stronger when I'm near my Stove...
I don't know why... I have this strange urge to vote for him, even though I hate him... It gets stronger when I'm near my Fridge...
I don't live in the US.
Bush sucks!
Where do you live?
Canada
United States
Bangladesh
North Korea
Other
Does the country you live in effect your view on Stoves?
Nope. Everyone can do whatever they want.
Yes, they're considered pretty useful, you don't have to have one, but you're considered weird if you don't.
Yes - they're illegal, you get killed instantly if you have on in your posession.
Yes, they're mandatory to have one. If you're not at home praying to it by 7:00 PM, you get killed instantly, and house-checks are issued monthly.
Does the country you live in effect your view on Fridges?
Nope. Everyone can do whatever they want.
Yes, they're considered pretty useful, you don't have to have one, but you're considered weird if you don't.
Yes - they're illegal, you get killed instantly if you have on in your posession.
Yes, they're mandatory to have one. If you're not at home praying to it by 7:00 PM, you get killed instantly, and house-checks are issued monthly.
What gender and sexuality are you?
Male - Heterosexual.
Male - Homosexual.
Male - Bisexual.
Male - I used to be female though.
Female - Heterosexual.
Female - Homosexual.
Female - Bisexual.
Female - I used to be male though.
Both - I have breasts but male reproductive organs.
Both - I have no breasts but female reproductive organs.
Both - I was born with a rare birth disorder where I have both male and female sexual organs, and can impregnate myself.
Both - I was born with a rare birth disorder where I have both male and female sexual organs, but cannot impregnate myself.
Undecided.
Does your gender and sexuality effect your views on Stoves/Fridges?
No.
Yes - I find Stoves sexually arousing.
Yes - I find Fridges sexually arousing.
Yes - I find both Stoves and Fridges sexually arousing.
Yes - Whenever I look at a Stove it turns me off, so I don't have one.
Yes - Whenever I look at a Fridge it turns me off, so I don't have one.
Yes - Whenever I look at a Stove or a Fridge it turns me off, so I don't have either one.
I don't think so, but I'm not sure.
Do you have a Stove/Fridge?
I have a Stove but no Fridge.
I have a Fridge but no Stove.
I have both a Stove and a Fridge.
I have neither Stove nor Fridge.
If you had the chance to buy a Stove/Fridge with an iPod built in (iStove, iFridge), would you upgrade?
No - That's just silly.
No - I already have an iPod, why waste money on that?
No - I hate iPods, they're glitchy.
No - I wouldn't have enough money.
Yes - iPods are fun!
Yes - It would make me look cool.
Yes - I'm rich.
This poll was created on 2007-05-05 02:35:35 by Andruth