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The WORST Bad Baby Names of 2005!

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Welcome to my second annual WORST NAMES OF THE YEAR poll! Each of the names listed below is an actual, verified name of a baby born in the US or Canada in 2005 (with the exception of Fan Mail names). Each of the names are seperated into categories...pick the ones you think are the WORST of the names listed. Results will be posted on my website, Bad Baby Names!, on Valentine's Day, 2006. For a full description of our disclaimer and the categories used on the site and on this poll, please click here. Thanks for voting!
CELEBRITY BAD BABY NAMES! Pick the worst name of these famous infants. Choose up to three.
Alabama Luella (Travis Hoppus)
Crew (Joshua Morrow)
Dakota Rain (Dolores O'Riordan)
Gigi Clementine (Cynthia Rowley)
God'iss Love (Lil' Mo)
Jorja Bleu (Brett Michaels)
Kal-el (Nic Cage)
Kashton (Kevin Millar)
Lyric (Ashley Parker Angel)
Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland (Stevie Wonder)
Mateo Bravery (Benjamin Bratt)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Navy (Nivea)
Pirate (Jonathan Davis)
Poet (Soleil Moon Frye)
Praise Mary Ella (DMX)
Roxy J'Amie (Ric Pipino)
Shepherd (Jerry Seinfeld)
Tim-Elvis (David Guetta)
Zahara Marley (Angelina Jolie)
APOSTROPHE ABUSE (boys)! These names have all fallen victim to the horrible whims of the dreaded apostrophe. Choose up to three.
Cam'Ron
Chanze'es
Day'quandray
D'Jon
D'Monie
Don'ta'ja
Fiaavd'e
I'Lanny
Ja'sheem Day'twain Chris
La'tko
L'Cole
O'Jai
O'Merion
Q'ndell
R'Son
Sei'Jearr
Ta'Quwereus
Ted'Quarius
Xa'Viance
za'Veann
Z'Jayden
APOSTROPHE ABUSE (girls)! Will the abuse never end? Choose up to three.
A'jA
Anah'reya
A'Majena
Be'aJa
Cier'rrea
D'aSiyahna R'yaire
D'Kota
E'ryn
I'Zeyonna
Ja'genevia
JaKeil'a Ta-Shay
Ja'mya
Jane't
Kei'Lee
Ken'yel
K'le
Mi'Angel
N'finique
Sanai'
Sh'nia
Syn'Cere
Syri'yah
Ti-Leigh'yah
Zae'kee
Zy'Erica
Zy'rreah
BABY GOTH! If you could picture it on Marilyn Manson's kid...chances are, it's a Baby Goth name. Choose up to three.
Amythyst
Boa
Buffy
Crimzine
Dragon
Electra
Lestat
Magic
Majic
Morticia
Onyx Reign
Pagan
Phallyn
Piercen
Rayven
Syntoria
CR8IVE SPELLINGS (boys)! These are good names...gone horribly, horribly awry. Choose up to three.
Alyxx
Chameron
DaRick
Devon Aire
DillOn
Dimond
Dirrick
Hiery
Iaexavier
Jermichael
Johnnyton
Justus
Mavric
Ssamuel
CR8IVE SPELLINGS (girls)! Choose up to three.
AnA
BreOhna
Falisity
Fayth
Feonyx
Ha-Ly
Kierzdyn
Klowie
Knelee
Lawren
LayLa
Laylonnie
Myrakle
Nattalii-Grace
Parriss
Patients
Shyann
Sirrenitie Janette
Taelour
Zenniphyr
FAN MAIL (boys)! The Fan Mail names all come from you, the readers. They are the people you know, and the names that make you cringe. Choose up to three.
DeTaevious
Eddyllio
Ephram Zenon Blue
ESPN
Lazarus Sears
Michael Angelos
MiZaiah
Skirmante
FAN MAIL (girls)! Choose up to three.
Bethanni Leann
Cessna
Cherry Blossom
Clystia
Dakota Zipporah Derryberry
Donita Beaver
Galaxy Craze
Jzardenay Jzonquil
L'Artanetta
Meltonia
Miss La'trella
Phallon Reighn Elise
Sayonara
Shaeleen
Summersday Awna Patience
Tozanee
Utiva
GLOBETROTTER NAMES! If you can find it on a map, it's a Globetrotter name. Choose up to three.
Aspen
Boston
Brasilia
Dayton
Malaysia
Malibu
Montana Sierra Sioux
Philadelphia
Shiloh
MOUTFUL NAMES (boys)! Boys Hard to pronounce, harder to spell. Choose up to three.
Amaureion
Aptickasic
Aqaveryon
Danquereious
De'Ontaevious
Drevoughn Dondarius Marzell
Ramiyahsuitofi
Stemarion
MOUTFUL NAMES (girls)! Choose up to three.
Alayzhiona
Deayahjanique
Dianionique
Jakeriyonna
Karhmariana
Keahiolalaewa
Kevelin-Kahonkiaks
Lizfarianne
Marekeiya Autiyunnah
Muhayv
Namununa
Shakerriuna
PSEUDO-ROYALTY! Some names aren't names...they're titles! Choose up to three.
Bishop
Cae'zar
Chancellor
Emperes
King Rickey
Prince Charles Anthony
Princessa
Princess Meadow Royalty
Pryncess Amaya
Sire-Matthew
REDNECK HALL OF SHAME NAMES! Woo, doggie! Promenade on over yonder an' pick three o' these 'uns!
Amaleen
Audrey-Anne
Baylee-Ann
Bryar
EvaJo
Jasmynn Mae
Jaylnn Jo
Jaysanna Marie
Jazznellie
Jimmy Don
Leelasha
Nylette
Randa Lynn
Ray-Nathan
Savannah-Jean
Sharlexia
Shaylalynn
Shelbylyn
Shirlene
Shorna
SCI-FI SYNDROME NAMES! If they sound like they belong on a Star Trek episode or a Magic: the Gathering card...it's suffering from Sci-Fi Syndrome. Choose up to three.
Appollonia
Con'tur
Cu-Nu
Dax
Elora
Jairid
K'Moni Amor
Koden Walker
Lazer
Oceananna
Soren
Tri-An
Zadok
Zaynub
Zeaohn
Zreena
THIRD PLACE! Choose up to three.
Ahonesty Ny'kirra Amirr
Ambiance
Apollo
Bridges
Chianti
Darling Leitasi
Demokrat
Divine
Emmag'ine
Fortunate
Fox
Hopr
Hunter Grey Wolf
Law
Jacquit
Jurney
JyViolette
Kanon
Loveinna Hennessey-Alizay
Minx
Mitt
Persephone
Rush
Secret
Serenadi
Sparrow
Stetson
Sway Elise
SECOND PLACE! Choose up to three.
Adonis
Bambi
Blazer
Brando
Canari Marie
Carver
Cricket
Diamond Allure
Divinity
Esq
Fe
Iron David Carter
Kodiak
Lovejoat
Merci
Money
Odysseous Vidall
PC
Pinnacle
Pose
Reasure
Rowdy
Stalina-Belle
Tenacious
Thunder Taz
Warrior James
Ynique
Zeeba
Zima
And now...the moment you've all been waiting for...THE WORST NAME OF 2005! Choose up to three.
Avon
Chardonae Jazzie
Diezel
Graceland
Hallelujah
I'am
Jessie James
Kalvary
La'Miracle Chasitie
Ninja Maddox
Nixon
Peanut
Phasion
Price
Pumpkin
Snowy Dawn
Thursday
Together
Wildnerness Sunshine Lynn-Nicole
And finally...which are your favorite BAD BABY NAME categories?
Cr8ive Spellings
Apostrophe Abuse
Redneck Hall of Shame
Pseudo-Royalty
Mouthful
Baby Goth
Globetrotter
Sci-Fi Syndrome
Fan Mail
This poll was created on 2005-12-31 10:02:59 by Zen Pretzel Trick