Vote for Me!

Barring any successful attempts to change term limits, George W. will have to go soon. As an alternative I offer a swell candidate--ME!

Will you vote for me?

Yes

Only if held at gunpoint.

Kill the liberals.

If you choose not to vote for me, who will you vote for?

Whatever spineless, god-hating pansy the Democrats run this time.

Any Republican--all of whom are national heroes just by being members of the party.

A write-in candidate

A third party candidate--I love to throw my vote away

If you are thinking about voting for me, which of the following campaign promises would help you decide in my favor?

I will continue to blow up Iraqi civilians on a daily basis.

I will continue to divert public funds into my own pocket for private use.

I will continue to strike fear into the hearts of the masses to help them promote freedom, liberty, and democracy.

I will set myself on fire in front of Constitution Hall.

I will eat live tomato worms on Fear Factor.

Finally, how interesteed are you in ME as a Republican candidate.

Very Interested.

Extremely Interested.

I can imagine no other candidate.

I hate you and I want my phone calls and Internet searches monitored for terrorist activity immediately.

This poll was created on 2006-01-31 20:41:21 by Dick Cheney

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