Girl Fight Poll (girls only)

Ok. To start off, pick one that describes you.

Female (keep going)

Male (go look at the results)

What is your win loss record of the fights you have had?

Never fought.

Lost all of them.

Lost all but one of them.

Lost the majority of them.

Lost half of them.

Won the majority of them.

Won all but one of them.

Won all of them.

Ok. Whether or not you have ever been in a fight, have you ever WANTED to fight a girl?

Yes.

No.

Ok. Now, imagine the girl who is the best fighter you know. Imagine that you are going to have to fight her, uninterupted, until one of you wins. What would happen?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Allright, now imagine the girl who is the most average in fighting ability that you know. What would happen if you fought her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Now imagine the girl who is the worst fighter you know. Could you beat her in a fight?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Ok, now imagine the prettiest girl you know. What would happen if you fought her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Imagine the most feminine girl you know. Think you could take her on?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Now imagine the most athletic girl you know. What would happen if you got into a fight with her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Imagine the girl with the biggest boobs that you know. Could you take her on?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Now imagine the girl with the smallest boobs that you know. Would you be able to win a fight against her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Imagine the sluttiest girl you know. Who would win if you fought her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Imagine the skinniest girl you know. Could you take her in a fight?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Imagine the nicest girl you know. Would you win a fight against her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Ok, now it gets interesting. Imagine your best female friend. Even though you're really close, you're going to have to fight her to the finish. Who wins?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

Now, since you probably know your best friend well, answer this question for her. How would SHE answer the previous question?

My best friend would say that she would beat me easily.

My best friend would say that she would beat me, but it would be a close fight.

My best friend would say that I'd beat her, but it would be a close fight.

My best friend would say that I'd beat her easily.

I asked my best friend, and she said that she would beat me easily.

I asked my best friend, and she said that she would beat me, but it would be a close fight.

I asked my best friend, and she said that I'd beat her, but it would be a close fight.

I asked my best friend, and she said that I'd beat her easily.

If you've ever got in a physical fight with your best friend, what happened?

I've never been in any kind of physical fight with my best friend.

I was in a play fight with her and I won!

I was in a play fight with her and it stopped before either of us won.

I was in a play fight with her and I lost.

I was in a real fight with her and I won!

I was in a real fight with her and it stopped before either of us won.

I was in a real fight with her and I lost.

Ok, now thinking in the same way, imagine the girl who is your worst enemy. What would happen if you had to fight her?

I'd win easily!

I'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win, but it would be a close fight.

She'd win easily.

For you to hate her that much, you must know her a little bit. What would she say if you asked her the same question?

She would say that she would win easily.

She would say that she would win, but it would be a challenge.

She would say that I would win, but it would be a challenge.

She would say that I would win easily.

Have you ever gotten in a physical fight against your worst enemy? What happened?

I've never been in any kind of physical fight with my worst enemy.

I was in a play fight with her and I won!

I was in a play fight with her and it stopped before either of us won.

I was in a play fight with her and I lost.

I was in a real fight with her and I won!

I was in a real fight with her and it stopped before either of us won.

I was in a real fight with her and I lost.

Ok, now think about how you imagined these fights taking place and pick the option that describes it best.

The fights were violent - there were lots of punches and kicks, and the loser was hurt badly.

The fights were stereotypical catfights with lots of slapping, hair pulling, and holds. The loser was embarassed and winded.

The fights were more wrestling matches than real fights.

I didn't think in that much detail.

Ok, now think about a play fight you were in with one of your friends, and pick the option that best describes it.

I've never been in a play fight with a friend.

I tried my absolute hardest to beat her!

I was trying to win, but I could have tried harder.

I wasn't trying to win or lose.

I wasn't trying to fight back.

I was actually trying to lose.

Leave me a comment.

Ok!

Why isn't there an option for no?