Do I Have fun or am I a muslim?

Do you dance with girls?

Of Course

Sometimes

No Islam says I must only dance with boys

Is fun against my religion?

No

What religion?

Of course Allah smites those who have fun

Do you drink?

Yes

No

I am a muslim and I ony drink when in a country that allows me or I buy the stuff on the black market

Is it gods will who lives and dies or can I help matters by wearing a seat belt and making my kids wear one too?

I can help matters

Allah Decides

I'm just too lazy and important also too fat to wear a seatbelt.