Christina Hendricks
Taking on Keeley Hazell (5'6" 115 lbs), a lighter opponent
| 66% (24) | Christina dominates | |
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| 19% (7) | Christina wins with some effort | |
| 8% (3) | Christina loses but puts up a good fight | |
| 5% (2) | Christina gets dominated |
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Second she takes on Toccara Jones (5'9" 180 lbs), a bit heaver than her
| 8% (3) | Christina dominates | |
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| 13% (5) | Christina wins with some effort | |
| 36% (13) | Christina loses but puts up a good fight | |
| 41% (15) | Christina gets dominated |
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Hillary Scott(5'8" 150 lbs), fairly even in height and weight
| 11% (4) | Christina dominates | |
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| 52% (19) | Christina wins with some effort | |
| 19% (7) | Christina loses but puts up a good fight | |
| 16% (6) | Christina gets dominated |
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Handicap match vs Lindsey Anne Strutt (5'3" 119 lbs) and Caitlin Wynters (5'5" 105 lbs)
| 16% (6) | Christina dominates | |
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| 16% (6) | Christina wins with some effort | |
| 19% (7) | Christina loses but puts up a good fight | |
| 47% (17) | Christina is surprised by how hard and fast these smaller girls can hit. She's equally shocked at the glee they take from punishing her |
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Christina takes on the most average guy we could find (5'9" 195 lbs). Given the average guy might not have his head right being in a ring with her, we'll put a Soviet mind control chip in his head so he'll actually fight. And yes the fight is scheduled when the satellite is overhead, and no cell phones are allowed in the arena.
| 11% (4) | Christina dominates | |
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| 8% (3) | Christina wins with some effort | |
| 36% (13) | Christina loses but puts up a good fight | |
| 44% (16) | Somewhere an athletic commissioner is filing a warrant for this poll. He has video evidence of an unsanctioned male vs female match, and Christina didn't stand a chance in this match. |
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Ok, maybe that was wrong. We'll give Christina a tag team partner in Jenna Dewan (5'2" 115) against mind controlled Mr. Average
| 16% (6) | Christina and Jenna dominate | |
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| 16% (6) | Christina and Jenna barely win | |
| 16% (6) | Christina wins, Jenna is eliminated | |
| 11% (4) | Jenna wins, Christina is eliminated | |
| 8% (3) | Christina and Jenna put up a struggle, but both get beaten in the end. | |
| 30% (11) | Aforementioned athletic commissioner is equally unimpressed with this match. Christina is happy Jenna is there to soak up half the beating this time. |
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So maybe that was wrong. Perhaps Mr. Average needs the partner? Missy Peregrym (5'6" 125 lbs) will be assisting Average in this one.
| 5% (2) | Christina dominates | |
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| 5% (2) | Christina barely wins | |
| 8% (3) | Average wins, but Missy is eliminated | |
| 8% (3) | Missy wins, Average is eliminated | |
| 27% (10) | Christina fights hard, but can't pull out the win | |
| 44% (16) | I'm personally not sure if insurance will cover injuries sustained during underground fights. A certain redhead might be privy to that info after this match |
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Overall, as a celebrity fighter, which describes Christina best
| 11% (4) | A total wrecking ball. I know because i saw it on Firelfy | |
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| 33% (12) | Not in the excellent category, but firmly entrenched in the very good category. | |
| 22% (8) | An mmo tank, can take a lot of punishment, doesn't do much damage | |
| 0% (0) | An mmo caster, can do a lot of damage, but squishie | |
| 13% (5) | Jobber to most everyone | |
| 19% (7) | solid middle of the road |
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Finally, as far as the 2 watermelons hanging off her chest
| 36% (13) | used mainly as weapons | |
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| 47% (17) | used mainly as targets | |
| 16% (6) | huh? you lost me. |
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