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Luv the sound of spanking in the morning,sounds like victory

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Finally, from the creator of the critically acclaimed (albeit poorly spelled) classic, "Should adults who devise teen spanking surveys be spanked by teens?" comes a spanking epic of biblical proportion. Fighting the good fight, the naughty but fearless warrior, Bravebutt, must avenge the spanking of his one true love in a bitter fight against the fanatical disciplinarian, King Edward Longspanks. But, spanking the good spank, King Edward has a bare bottom surprise in store for young Bravebutt. Starring Joseph Cotten, Walter Brennen, Agnes Moorhead, George "Gabby" Hayes, and Ricky Schroeder as Bravebutt. In Spankicolor. This survey has not yet been rated.
Spanking…spanking…spanking…um…I’m sorry, what was the question?
Yes
No
Are you a…
Belt-whipping, paddle-happy American
Cane-wielding, tawse-toting Brit/Scot
Submissive, slippering Franc
Bamboo-busting Asian
Other ethnic outcast
What is the most over-asked question in these spanking polls?
Positioning (OTK, over the couch, touching toes, diaper position, etc.)
Implement (Hand, belt, paddle, cane, switch, tawse, etc.)
Clothed or bare bottom
Age of last spanking
Corner time?
Which is your favorite type of fun?
M/f
F/m
F/f
M/m
M/F
F/M
F/F
M/M
X/?
HBO
Should I legally change my name to "Sir Spanky-Panky Six of the Best, Rear Admiral?"
Yes
No
(Be honest with this one.) How do you feel about the responses to these polls?
All fact
All fiction
Mostly fact, some fiction
Mostly fiction, some fact
A little of both
How would you characterize the people who devise these polls?
Legitimate amateur researchers
Raging spankophiles
People who merely like writing/reading the word "spanking"
Have you, at any point in your life, ever looked up the word "spanking" in the dictionary even though you already knew what it meant?
Yes
No
That’s weird
Finally…Sir Spanky-Panky Six of the Best and his banky –wanky, true to the test, were caught by Cranky Franky, with the cool vest, in some hanky-panky with a tube of Crest. Sir Spanky-Panky got his Spanky Panky from Cranky Franky as he yankied his wanky on the ranky banky.
Yes
No
Encore!
This poll was created on 2001-07-04 19:02:23 by MPC3385152763