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sweet gas for guys

this pole is only for guys that love to fart, so if yur a girl leave

do you love to fart

94% (36) HELL YA
5% (2) no, leave

38 voters have answered this question.

how many times do you fart in 1 day

7% (3) 2-5
7% (3) 6-8
15% (6) 9-12
18% (7) 13-17
10% (4) 18-24
39% (15) 25 and more

38 voters have answered this question.

do you ever stink up the house with your farts

51% (20) ya, everyday
12% (5) no never
20% (8) a couple times
5% (2) once
10% (4) 3-6 times a week

39 voters have answered this question.

have you farted in someones face before

28% (11) ya once or twice
28% (11) nope, im not cruel
10% (4) ya, once a week
2% (1) yup, once a month
28% (11) daily (like me)

38 voters have answered this question.

if so, who wuz yur victum

15% (5) i never did
46% (15) little bro
18% (6) little sis
9% (3) wife
25% (8) yunger cuzin (boy)
6% (2) yunger cuzin (girl)
15% (5) older cuzin (boy)
3% (1) older cuzin (girl)
9% (3) DAD
9% (3) mom
6% (2) aunt
6% (2) uncle
53% (17) best friend
53% (17) friend

32 voters have answered this question.

how old are you (im 17)

0% (0) 4-6 years old
0% (0) 7-9 years old
0% (0) 10-11 years old
8% (3) 12-14 years old
29% (11) 15 or 16 years old
13% (5) 17 years old :)
21% (8) 18-21 years old
5% (2) 22-25 years old
2% (1) 26-30 years old
0% (0) 31-35 years old
5% (2) 36-44 years old
2% (1) 45-55 years old
10% (4) older ????

37 voters have answered this question.

what is your nationality

5% (2) black
5% (2) mexican
72% (27) white
2% (1) asian
2% (1) england or british
2% (1) chinese
0% (0) japenese
8% (3) other

37 voters have answered this question.

describe your farts

69% (25) loud
33% (12) jucy
27% (10) squishy
27% (10) s-b-d (if you dont no what this is then your not a fart expert like all other man kind)
30% (11) atomic
72% (26) smelly, REALLY SMELLY

36 voters have answered this question.

do you get pleasure from farting

94% (33) ohhh ya
5% (2) no

35 voters have answered this question.

how smelly are you farts

5% (2) there not at all
51% (19) you dont wanna no how bad
18% (7) as smelly a my sweaty socks
32% (12) a little smelly

37 voters have answered this question.

what do people around you start doing whe you get on a farting roll (fart a lot)

11% (4) they cheer me on to c how long i can go
11% (4) they beg me to stop, so i stop
22% (8) they beg for me to stop, so i pin em' down and fart in there mouth and nose
0% (0) walk away
5% (2) run away
28% (10) laugh
5% (2) join me, were all men right
14% (5) start a fart contest to see who has the loudest smelliest fart ever

35 voters have answered this question.

where is the best place to set off an atomic bomb

2% (1) br
8% (3) locker room
2% (1) fast food places
23% (8) on friends, or anyone elses head
2% (1) store
2% (1) home
8% (3) church
2% (1) school
44% (15) everywhere

34 voters have answered this question.

im writing this pole and i started farting like crazy, so for an hour and a half i pinned down my lil bro and farting smelly loud squishy ones on himto see him cry and dominate him like a true older bro, so will you leave a message on the message board about yur gas

60% (21) hell ya, i love talking about farts
40% (14) naa

35 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2008-02-09 16:36:13 by pubpub
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