I think we all know someone who can be classified as a male that is toxic to know or be involved with. Do your civic duty and alert unsuspecting females everywhere- Vote for your favorite toxic male here!
(DISCLAIMER:Poll gal is not responsible for wild mudslinging contests, voodoo doll purchases, or freak stampedes of angry elk. Votes are the personal opinions of the voters and should be considered such.)
Toxic Males
Which phrase best describes your toxic male? (Check all that may apply)
| 15% (37) | Cyber bunny pimp daddy | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (31) | Spineless Jellyfish | |
| 9% (22) | You! Out of the gene pool! | |
| 19% (46) | Suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder | |
| 14% (35) | Suffers from some hence undocumented form of male PMS | |
| 9% (23) | Prime Candidate for Prozac | |
| 18% (45) | All of the above (you have my sympathy) |
239 voters have answered this question.
How many times have you listened to the "I love you.(2 days later) I need space.(5 minutes later) Are you still going to come over?(1 day later)How dare you say I need psychiatric help? (later)I sure missed you (later) Oops, I have a new cyber bunny/girlfriend/Miss Right Now/sock puppet that resents my friendship with you. Go away. (later whines to friends) I miss her." scenario?
| 25% (33) | 1-2 | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (16) | 3-5 | |
| 32% (42) | Ouch. More than 5 | |
| 30% (39) | Lucky me... Never |
130 voters have answered this question.
Does he play in online roleplaying games?
| 42% (56) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 57% (75) | No |
131 voters have answered this question.
Is his first initial..
| 8% (12) | A | |
|---|---|---|
| 2% (3) | B | |
| 10% (14) | C | |
| 4% (6) | D | |
| 1% (2) | E | |
| 0% (1) | F | |
| 2% (4) | G | |
| 1% (2) | H | |
| 1% (2) | I | |
| 14% (20) | J | |
| 3% (5) | K | |
| 1% (2) | L | |
| 7% (10) | M | |
| 1% (2) | N | |
| 0% (0) | O | |
| 0% (0) | P | |
| 0% (0) | Q | |
| 8% (12) | R | |
| 11% (16) | S | |
| 4% (6) | T | |
| 2% (3) | U (seriously?) | |
| 1% (2) | V | |
| 2% (4) | W | |
| 2% (4) | X (gee, what kind of name is that??) | |
| 0% (0) | Y | |
| 1% (2) | Z |
134 voters have answered this question.
Is his last initial...(getting right down to the nitty gritty, aren't we? hehe)
| 9% (12) | No comment. He is so toxic, everyone would guess him by his initials. | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (5) | A | |
| 6% (8) | B | |
| 0% (1) | C | |
| 6% (8) | D | |
| 3% (4) | E | |
| 2% (3) | F | |
| 3% (5) | G | |
| 7% (10) | H | |
| 0% (0) | I | |
| 2% (3) | J | |
| 3% (5) | K | |
| 6% (9) | L | |
| 7% (10) | M | |
| 0% (1) | N | |
| 0% (1) | O | |
| 3% (4) | P | |
| 0% (0) | Q | |
| 4% (6) | R | |
| 10% (14) | S | |
| 3% (4) | T | |
| 0% (0) | U | |
| 1% (2) | V | |
| 6% (9) | W | |
| 2% (3) | X | |
| 1% (2) | Y | |
| 3% (4) | Z |
133 voters have answered this question.
Does he use a pseudonym online because he thinks girls would..
| 13% (15) | Swarm his current location with marriage proposals? | |
|---|---|---|
| 13% (15) | Swarm his current location with Lorena Bobbit in tow? | |
| 58% (67) | He thinks he is more important/nifty than he really is? | |
| 15% (18) | His fans from his modeling days would mob him? (Hmm. Met him online,didn't you?) |
115 voters have answered this question.
Are you a toxic male magnet? How many can you name?
| 58% (72) | 1-3 | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (31) | 4-7 | |
| 16% (20) | 8 or more. (This answer classifies as a very strong YES.) |
123 voters have answered this question.
Now that we can laugh about all of this (as we jab the voodoo doll), where do we go from here?
| 22% (28) | Keep fishing | |
|---|---|---|
| 19% (24) | Become a lesbian | |
| 8% (10) | Invest in a sock puppet and a cucumber fed with Miracle-Grow | |
| 50% (63) | Go shopping. Tomorrow is another day. |
125 voters have answered this question.
There is a little link at the top that says "Talk about it". See it? (It will show up again after you submit your vote.) Care to dish, girlfriend?
| 73% (90) | No, thank you. There isn't enough room to bash him properly. | |
|---|---|---|
| 26% (32) | You know it! |
122 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2000-04-22 17:37:07
by MPC4061510008
