Hey look, it's another one of those annoying random polls...

...that people make when they're bored. Which I am. And which this is. So hopefully you are too. (Bored, that is.) God Bless, and on with the randomosity! Disclaimer: I'm very tired and am extremely likely to use lines from various and mostly unrelated fandoms. They're not mine.

So, how's the wife/husband/life partner/bf/gf/wxyz?

Upside-down.

Mad at me.

Unconscious. ...I'm going to have to kill you now.

I'm single. (Too bad. TOO BAD YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE! ...Hey, remember what I said about the random lines from different fandoms? Yeah. Neither do I, but I think this relates to it.)

Have you checked under your bed/in your closet/anywhere in the vicinity of good hiding places in your home lately?

I HAVE NO HOME.

...No...

No. BRB.

Yeah, the cops are on their way. The guy'll probably wake up soon.

Yeah, the cops are on their way. You should probably run now.

YEP.

You walk into your living room and find a penguin on top of your television set - ARMED WITH SOME FRESH GRAPEFRUITS AND A POINTED STICK. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Nothing, it'll explode in a moment anyway.

Hire John Cleese to kill it.

Sic a python on it.

Sic a PYTHON on it.

Capture it and sell it to the zoo.

Probably faint. We don't have them on my planet, see, and...

Know why American beer is like making love in a canoe? (I'm American BTW. [And underaged, anyway.] So don't start about being nice to the poor stupid Americans who can't make good drinks or elect good presidents or keep good shows on the air or blah-blah-blah.)

Sorry, <i>that</i> answer's not available because if it's the only one you can think of, you're boring.

Because it disturbs the fish on so many levels.

Because it pleases the fish on so many levels.

Because it's idiotic.

Because it's one photon of a conversation starter.

Because it sounds like a good idea at first...

Because the one makes the other sound like a good idea at first...

Because after attempting the one, you're going to need the other.

So. Perry the Platypus meets Secret Squirrel. Discus.

BEST. IDEA. EVER.

EPIC.

EPIC FAIL.

Only if Doofenshmirtz is there for the fun.

Perry the Platypus meets WHO now?

WHO meets Secret Squirrel now?

Who meets who now?

What does The Doctor have to with any of this?! Maybe he doesn't want to meet either of them!

Discus? I wanna play!

So, the Holocaust. Did it happen?

Ah, so that's the real purpose of this poll.

DUH. Who says it didn't?

No way.

The what?

Oh, you mean the thing...with the people...and the guy...and France, and that other country and the frilly hats. ...What? I was drunk at the time. <i> I </i> had a frilly hat.

I'm gonna kill you for making fun of this. (Please don't. I understand it was a very horrible event. I went to a holocaust museum. I'm extremely ticked off that some people are trying to say it never happened. And I'm sickened by the fact that our country's come to the point where if I didn't say all of this, I would probably get sued by someone...)

So, the Big Bang. Did it happen?

Totally. I was there. It was AWESOME...

No way. Yeah, an explosion created intelligent life. Sure. Helloooo, we've got imaginations and personalities and everything else that modern television is trying to get rid of! We weren't made by some freak accident and then millions of years of evolution. Seriously, put your science book down and read the first, like, five pages of the Bible... That's where the Earth came from. And us. Case closed. End of story.

Of course it did. It's the only thing that makes sense, logically. Where ELSE could this gigantic hunk of rock have come from? Seriously, put your Bible down and pick up a science book...

Awfully controversial, aren't you?

You talkin' about Zaphod?

Who should be the new Minister for Silly Walks?

K-k-k-ken. (Who's c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill you, Otto!)

John McCain.

A member of a marching band.

You can't beat John Cleese.

Barack Obama.

Raymond Luxury-Yacht.

Charlie Sheen.

The Geico Gecho.

THE STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN.

Why do flies hit lightbulbs?

They're pretty.

Hey, come on, I can't even figure out why /I/ hit lightbulbs...

They're shiny!

The lightbulbs are actually their spaceships, and they need them to return to the motherworld, but they lost their key, so...

No, no no... They only LOOK like the spaceships, see, and the flies get confused and so...

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke.

Pepsi.

Rootbeer!

Gay rights?

Yes.

No.

What's wrong with being happy...?

So what's up?

Sky.

Ground.

My blood-pressure.

Not the stockmarket...

Pluto. Discuss.

WTBelgium does he walk on all fours and Goofy stands up right?!

What's wrong with Belgium?

IT'S TOTALLY A PLANET. SHUT UP.

IT'S TOTALLY NOT A PLANET. SHUT UP. (I and a friend of mine will be coming to kill you shortly. He's FROM Pluto and plans to take control of our government.)

...Is that an element...?

The Wonkavator?

THAT WAS MY IDEA AND IT GOT TOTALLY STOLEN.

Too many buttons!

Totally rad.

Who the heck says rad?

How long should you wait to ask someone out after one of your best friends just broke up with them?

Five Minutes.

Three hours.

A day or two.

Five days or so.

A week.

More than a week, less than a month.

More than a month.

What did you think of War of the Worlds?

Ugh. H. G. Wells managed to make an alien invasion BORING.

ULLA!

GREATEST BOOK EVER.

LOLWHUT

Crap, is this a test? I haven't studied, oh man...

Who's your favorite character in A Fish Called Wanda? (Mine's Ken.)

Jeff Dunham. Discuss.

Je-fah-fah!

DONE-HAM.

DOT COM!

He's awesome.

SILENCE! I keel you!

Who? (Man, stop playing outside and TURN ON YOUR TV! IT'S LONELY!)

DO YOU KNOW WHO INSPECTOR G. LESTRADE IS?!!?

Yes! (You ROCK. High five!)

No. Fine. Be that way. Ignorant p - I mean, uh, to each their own :)

Who's your favorite character in The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts? (Which may soon have six parts!!!)

Who is your favorite Monty Python member?

John Cleese.

Michael Palin.

Eric Idle.

Terry Jones.

Graham Chapman.

Terry Gilliam.

I have to CHOOSE?!

I'll add to this later.

Oh goody.

Please don't.

This poll was created on 2008-07-07 09:49:33 by obsessive-fickle-Christian_girl