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Ladies Only: Have You Ever Had To Cover Someone's Mouth At The Movies?

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Ladies, do you ever go to the movies, only to have the experience ruined by someone who insists on talking? You ask them to please be quiet but they just don't listen. The only way to enjoy the movie in peace is to clamp your hand over their mouth to keep them quiet. Has this ever happened to you?
Ladies, how old are you?
Teenager
Early 20's
Late 20's
Early 30's
Late 30's
Early 40's
Late 40's
Do you warn the noisy person that you will cover his/her mouth if he/she doesn't stop talking?
Yes, clearly
No, I just clap my hand over his/her mouth
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't
Whose mouth do you cover?
Father
Mother
Brother
Sister
Uncle
Aunt
Cousin
Nephew
Niece
Grandfather
Grandmother
Other Relative
Husband
Boyfriend
Girlfriend
Son
Daughter
Co-worker
Boss
Total Stranger
Other
Two people at a time, using each hand
How long do you keep your hand over the person's mouth?
Just a few seconds
A few minutes
Long enough to get my point across
As long as I have to
Some of the movie
Most of the movie
All of the movie!
The entire movie, including the credits!
Longer than the movie!
Even longer than that, just because I want to and they deserve it!
Is your hand over the person's mouth effective?
Yes, absolutely!! And I LOVE it!!
Somewhat effective
It's okay
Not entirely
No, not at all
What does the person do while your hand is covering their mouth?
Pull your hand away
Try to remove your hand
Bite your hand
Kiss your palm and fingers
Lick your palm
Enjoy your hand
Keep talking through the muffling hand
Keep going "Mmmpphh!! Mmmpphh!!" as if gagged
Pleading with eyes and through muffling hand for release
Breathing and sighing into hand with irritation and annoyance
Sit quietly and allow you to keep holding his/her mouth
What do you do while keeping your hand over the person's mouth?
Enjoy the movie in peace
Keep staring at my hand and his/her covered mouth
Shush the person repeatedly
Whisper a warning and lecture the person
Threaten not to take my hand away
Restrain his/her wrists so he/she can't take my hand aay
Mimic his/her muffled speech and mmmpphh'ing
Giggle and grin with amusement and delight
Ignore the person
Ignoe anyone else who sees what I am doing
Hold my hand tighter and longer
If you have done this to a total stranger, what was his/her reaction to your hand?
Surprise, disbelief, and shock
Irritation and annoyance
Tried to rip your hand away in anger
Enjoy the sweet feminine charms of your hand
Give you the evil eye behind his/her silencing gag
Protest after you took the hand away
Mmmpphh a protest under your muffling hand
Report you to theater personnel
Allow himself/herself to remain handgagged indefinitely
Bite your hand
Kiss your hand
What are you most likely to say to the offender once your hand is removed?
There! That'll teach you to talk during a movie!
Well, what did you think about THAT?
Did you like it?
Do you think you've learned your lesson this time?
Do you want me to do it again?
Don't worry, my hands are clean
I will put my hand back over your mouth again if I have to!
I like you so much better with your mouth shut!
I won't let you talk unless I give my permission
Sorry, I couldn't understand what you were trying to say
What did offender say when you finally let go?
I am so sorry! Please forgive me!
I won't ever do it again! I promise!
I couldn't talk or say a word like that!
I couldn't breathe!
I thought you were never going to take your hand away!
I was so embarrassed. Everyone was staring at me!
Don't ever do that to me again!
Keep your hands to yourself, lady!
I really like your hand!
Can you do that again?
How often have you had to cover someone's mouth in a movie theater?
Only once
A few times
Several times
Many times
Constantly and always
Thank goodness I have two hands! I've had to hold two mouths gagged at the same time!
Would you ever do it again?
Yes, absolutely!! If I have to!
No way! Never again!
Well...maybe
I don't know. I'm not quite sure.
I hate it but it is necessary
I DO love it! A feminine hand makes a perfect gag and gives me peace and quiet
Will you please share a story with us of when you had to cover someone's mouth at the movies?
Yes, you bet! Have I got a story for you!
No. But thanks anyway
Hmmm. Maybe I will. Let me think about it, okay?
May I please e-mail you my stories privately at hiflyingphoenix@comcast.net?
How do you feel about othere seeing you with your hand over someone's mouth at the theater?
This is fantastic! I am loving it! I want them to see my hand!
I don't mind at all. I am perfectly fine and okay with it
I don't know. I'm not too sure about it.
No harm done. I guess it's okay
I kinda like doing that. I can't keep my hands to myself. Sorry!
Well, it is kinda embarrassing. I'd worry about what others think of me.
I'd be utterly embarrassed to do that in public. But I would do it anyway because it is absolutely necessary.
Who cares what they think? None of their business! I will keep my hand on!
Not even an issue. I don't care one way or the other
I hope no one notices that I have my hand over someone's mouth. Just watch the movie, people!!
I hope someone comes over and asks me why I have my hand over his/her mouth
I'll do it again and again!!!
This poll was created on 2009-07-04 17:55:53 by gagstress