Potential Plot to #bringashback

Ash is the real Michael's Sword. Being dead doesn't matter; he can be an "angel condom" and save the world!

Ash built an army of Ashbots; he figured ladies of the world needed more Ash lovin'. Dead Ash = Ashbot.

Ash is an angel! Cash (Cas & Ash) - the perfect duo, don't ya think?

Ash is God! What better disguise? We all suspected it; just confirm it, Kripke!

Ash sold fake designer watches in return for beer- everyone had one! Ash was just out buying munchies.

Sam & Dean can't handle the apocalypse, Cas sends them back in time to save their only hope: Ash!

Ash was tied up in a sewer while a shapeshifter got roasted. Now if someone could just free the real Ash...

Ellen wanted Ash for herself. He was with her but Ellen planted his watch on one of the dead. Now all Ash has to do is escape.

Ash is a vengeful spirit. His laptop was destroyed in that fire and he's pissed!

Through a mistake in processing Ash was accidently sent to hell where he proved too much for the demons to handle. He was referred for immediate earthly return but due to a lot of red tape, his release has only just been processed. Not a moment too soon for the hell demons!