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2 vs. 1 fictional mixed wrestling match

You and a partner of the opposite gender are wrestling against a male in a handicap tag match. I'll use generic names to make this poll easier for me to write: John - the male on your team, Jane - the female on your team, Bob - your opponent. Choose whatever you find most realistic or fun, whatever!
Your gender
Female
Male
Your age
under 18
18 - 23
24 - 29
30 - 39
40 - 49
50 or older
Your partner is your...
Aunt or Uncle
girlfriend or boyfriend
younger sibling
friend
cousin
Teacher
older sibling
Spouse
niece or nephew
Parent
Student
son or daughter
Your opponent is your...
Friend
student
teacher
dad
older brother
son
cousin
younger brother
Husband
manager
someone you hate
someone you manage
uncle
a stranger
Boyfriend
nephew
Your partner's age
under 18
18-23
24-29
30-39
40-49
50+
Bob (your opponent)'s age
under 18
18-23
24-29
30-39
40-49
50+
Who is the strongest?
John (this is you if you're male; if you're female, John is your partner)
Bob (your opponent)
Jane (this is you if you're female; if you're male, Jane is your partner)
Who is the weakest?
Jane
John
Bob
Who has the strongest legs?
Bob
John
Jane
Who's the biggest?
Jane
John
Bob
Who's the smallest?
Jane
John
Bob
Who's the most skilled at wrestling?
John
Bob
Jane
What happens first?
John takes control of Bob and wears him down
John and Bob go back and forth, tiring each other out
Jane dominates Bob and puts the hurt on him with painful submission holds
Jane and Bob are evenly matched, taking turns in control
Bob slams John down and keeps control
Bob drives Jane to the mat, spending most of the time on top of her
Then?
John has Bob at his mercy as he twists his arm behind his back
Jane clamps her legs around Bob, crushing his midsection
Bob locks on a good headlock and John has little left in him
Bob picks Jane up in a bearhug making her cry out in pain
Time for the finish!
John catches Bob in an armbar. Bob tries to fight it off, but to no avail and finally submits.
John rolls Bob over in a Boston Crab. Bob is facing Jane as her partner bends him in half making Bob scream his submission.
Jane takes Bob's back and locks in an unbreakable rear naked choke. The last thing Bob sees before his vision goes blurry is John smling as he watches his partner put Bob to sleep.
Jane pulls Bob's head between her thighs in a tight headscissor. She puts the squeeze on him, forcing the man to tap out.
Bob tightens his grip on John's neck, choking him. John taps out and gasps for breath as Jane looks on with concern.
Bob is on top of Jane's back, and grabs her by the chin, bending her backwards in a camel clutch. She can't take the pain in her lower back and screams her submission.
Rubbing salt in the wound
John puts his foot on his defeated opponent's chest as Jane cheers him on.
John drags Bob over to Jane, and makes him kiss her feet
Jane and John stand over their defeated opponent, who can do nothing but lay there and recover from the beat down they gave him
Bob taunts Jane as he puts a foot on John's chest. Jane runs in to make sure John is okay.
Bob flexes his muscles as he stands menacingly over Jane. John is too worse for the wear to help his beaten partner.
Jane grabs a barely conscious Bob by the hair and makes him kiss John's feet.
Jane humiliates Bob further, pinning him down by sitting on his throat as she holds his wrists down. John stands over them as Jane ridicules Bob for being helpless underneath her.
This poll was created on 2009-11-29 05:46:18 by wrstlr80