Do you know the right way

Open a bottle of wine

Yes, corkscrew in then pop

No........

Yes, pop then use corkscrew to put back in

Apply for a grant

Yes, write to the government a detailed proposal and wait about six months

No....

Yes, go to the local government office and present an idea

Speed read

Yes, read every word and quickly go back to missed words

No .....

Yes, keep skimming forward, allow misses

Kick a female in the groin

Yes, use the top of the shoe and try to get her whole groin

No....

Yes, use the tip of the shoe and try to get the front of her groin

Male or female

Male

Female