GoatCatBird

How old do you think GoatCatBird is?

A. 0-10 yrs

B. 11-20 yrs

C. 21-30 yrs

D. 31-40+ yrs

Have you had mysterious but deadly encounters?

A. Yes

B. No

C. Not that I remember

If so, do you think it was GoatCatBird?

Yes! I felt a few feathers!

Maybe it was her.

GoatCatBird is soooooo fake!

I've never had deadly encounters.

Is GoatCatBird dangerous?

Yes! She almost killed me once, and she'll do it again!

Maybe, I don't know.

Nah, probably not.

If she's fake, then how could she be dangerous? Seriously how?

Zzz. What, what? Who's GoatCatBird??!!!

Do you believe in GoatCatBird?

Yes! She almost killed me!

I don't know who she is.

Not a chance!

Are you serial?

Yes I am!

Maybe. I don't know. (Oh, sure you do! Just tell me!)

No!!!