Screwed Up What-ifs!
Lets start with some easy ones: What would you do if you walked into your room and you saw yourself staring back at you?
| 27% (5) | Try to beat them in a staring contest | |
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| 16% (3) | Run to the nearest psychiatrist | |
| 27% (5) | Take a nap, hoping it's all gone when you wake up | |
| 11% (2) | Ask mom why she never told you about your twin | |
| 0% (0) | Lay something heavy over their head immediately | |
| 5% (1) | Run around and scream like a wussy-girly-man | |
| 11% (2) | Eh... whats new? I could care less |
18 voters have answered this question.
What would you do if you woke up and you were in MY sexy body, in MY room?
| 29% (5) | Go back to sleep and pray it was just a dream | |
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| 23% (4) | Go out and impress girls with MY rock-hard abs | |
| 35% (6) | Try to contact whoever has YOUR body | |
| 0% (0) | Commit Hary-Karry | |
| 0% (0) | Try to assume my identity | |
| 0% (0) | Start a Rock and Roll band! | |
| 5% (1) | Become a member of Jackass and abuse my body | |
| 5% (1) | Try to get ME put in jail |
17 voters have answered this question.
Now lets make things more interesting: What would you do if you picked up your ringing phone and heard somebody say, "Hello Sydney... I know where you are..." and then they described to you what you were wearing and what you were doing?
| 5% (1) | LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! | |
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| 17% (3) | Slam the phone down and get out dad's gun | |
| 29% (5) | Keep talking to them and try to freak THEM out | |
| 11% (2) | Keep talking to them to try and figure this out | |
| 11% (2) | Say, wrong number goodbye! | |
| 17% (3) | Calmly hang up and make illogical reasoning | |
| 0% (0) | Sleep with your eyes open from now on | |
| 0% (0) | Fake your death and change identity and location | |
| 0% (0) | I don't own a phone :-p | |
| 5% (1) | I hate emoticons |
17 voters have answered this question.
What would you do if you had a girlfriend/boyfriend (already delving into impossibility) and she said, "Honey, I have a deep dark secret I was afraid to tell you but I know you'll understand..."
| 5% (1) | LA-LA-LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! | |
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| 47% (8) | Pray that they didn't have a sex change | |
| 5% (1) | Interrupt with, I know you can't be trusted bye! | |
| 11% (2) | Lets have it SAMMY! | |
| 0% (0) | (Act like they said something bad) I HATE YOU!! | |
| 17% (3) | This had BETTER be good, watching Bob the Builder | |
| 11% (2) | Guns don't kill people, I DO! |
17 voters have answered this question.
What would you do if you had 10 Million blankets!?
| 50% (8) | Give one to EVERY person | |
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| 18% (3) | Hoard them all, All for me... nobody else... | |
| 31% (5) | Sell the "magic carpets" at absurd prices | |
| 0% (0) | Burn them all out of your sick necessity for badness. You bad person you! |
16 voters have answered this question.
What if bananas were oranges?
| 6% (1) | Stop eating oranges | |
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| 12% (2) | Stop eating bananas | |
| 0% (0) | Stop eating pineapples | |
| 6% (1) | Stop being a vegetarian | |
| 6% (1) | Eating plants is for rabbits n' girls! | |
| 68% (11) | I could care less |
16 voters have answered this question.
What if pink wasn't called pink?
| 0% (0) | Stop wearing pink | |
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| 0% (0) | Stop wearing... THAT ONE COLOR | |
| 41% (7) | I never wear pink | |
| 0% (0) | I'm colorblind, or at least I aspire to one day be | |
| 58% (10) | I could care less |
17 voters have answered this question.
What if you were never born?
| 25% (4) | Well Good Lord, what would the world do!? | |
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| 6% (1) | MANY people's lives would be better | |
| 6% (1) | MANY people wouldn't have any lives worth living | |
| 12% (2) | I AM THE WORLD, BABY! | |
| 18% (3) | Go to sleep, and hope it's over when you wake up | |
| 25% (4) | I could care less | |
| 0% (0) | Just makes me appreciate my wasted life | |
| 6% (1) | Just makes me glad for those around me I was born | |
| 0% (0) | Just makes me want some OPOSSOM soup |
16 voters have answered this question.
What if roosters could lay eggs? Then what would chickens lay?
| 41% (7) | What difference does it make, I'm not a rooster! | |
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| 41% (7) | Or do you mean genders, using example:chickens? | |
| 11% (2) | I don't care, that's woman's work! | |
| 5% (1) | I'm illiterate so what the hell did you ask? |
17 voters have answered this question.
What would you do if for one day, nothing could kill you?
| 6% (1) | Become a member of Jackass | |
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| 25% (4) | Do what I normally do | |
| 25% (4) | Be careful just in case it's opposite day | |
| 37% (6) | Go and mess with people | |
| 0% (0) | Go mess with the Mafia | |
| 6% (1) | Become a member of the Mafia | |
| 0% (0) | But wait, im not Italian... (but I am, ha ha ha) |
16 voters have answered this question.
What if you could have one wish, like 1/3 of a genie?
| 29% (5) | I wish for world peace! | |
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| 41% (7) | I want a bike and a Playstation and some glue... | |
| 5% (1) | I wish I was 5,000 feet tall! ROOAARR!! | |
| 11% (2) | I wish I had a turtle shell | |
| 11% (2) | I wish I wasnt so freaking ugly! |
17 voters have answered this question.
What if you were invisible for one day?
| 11% (2) | Run around NAKED! WWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! | |
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| 0% (0) | Mess with people! | |
| 23% (4) | Do some serious snooping around | |
| 64% (11) | Man, those all sound good.. along with others too |
17 voters have answered this question.
What if you were the only person left on earth?
| 100% (12) | Find a monkey to mate with. |
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12 voters have answered this question.
What if there was no gravity?
| 5% (1) | I would fly (technicaly jump) higher than anyone | |
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| 29% (5) | Be VERY careful (as to not end up in outer space) | |
| 5% (1) | I would test the theory that there is no air in outer space | |
| 17% (3) | Gravity is just a government lie... right? | |
| 17% (3) | eh.. I could care less | |
| 23% (4) | I AM SO SICK OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS WITH NO LOGICAL ANSWERS THAT PERTAIN TO ME |
17 voters have answered this question.
Similarly, what if you could fly? But nobody else could.
| 17% (3) | I would laugh at people from Cloud 9 | |
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| 5% (1) | I would pick up people and carry them away | |
| 5% (1) | Or drop them from great heights | |
| 0% (0) | I would get vertigo | |
| 0% (0) | I would go to the center of the earth!! | |
| 17% (3) | I would become a superhero | |
| 35% (6) | I would keep a low profile to avoid being tested by the government | |
| 0% (0) | It's hard to breathe at great heights, so I'm fine down here | |
| 5% (1) | Who needs air? Not me 'cause I can fly!!!!! | |
| 5% (1) | I don't wear pink | |
| 0% (0) | Eating plants is for rabbits n' girls!! | |
| 5% (1) | I wouldn't because flying is impossible O_o |
17 voters have answered this question.
Hypothetical questions aside, honestly, what did you think of my quiz? And if you have any suggestions just contact me, I would love to hear them.
| 29% (5) | I LOVE that quiz, and you ;) | |
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| 0% (0) | It was a good quiz but too long | |
| 5% (1) | It was a good quiz but it wasn't very funny | |
| 11% (2) | Why didn't any of the responses pertain to me? | |
| 5% (1) | Why did you use such 'big words'? | |
| 5% (1) | It was merely okay | |
| 5% (1) | I didn't like it at all because I have no sense of humor | |
| 17% (3) | Blam this piece of crap! | |
| 17% (3) | I just wish there were more questions |
17 voters have answered this question.
