Randomly Random Questions

There's heaps of random questions. Answer only the ones you want to and if you feel uncomfortable with a question don't answer it or choose an answer that suggests how you feel. I'm rambling. Who really cares how you feel about this poll? You chose it!

Did you press the 'Random Poll' button to get this poll?

Yah

Nah

UUUUUHHHHHMMMMM

Do you have any snot in your nose right now?

Heaps. It's flowing. I need a tissue!

Heaps. It's all gunky and dry and stuck around the edges of my nose.

I did but I ate it.

Ooh! It looks yummy! *Pick nose* Om nom nom nom!

Hell no!

I don't know, and I don't plan on checking.

Ewwwwwwww! This is disgusting! (I mean the question, by the way!)

UUUHHHHHHHMMMMMM

Qualities in a best friend?

What's 1+1+1+1+1+1+1-7?

0 (did you actually try and work this out, you NERD!)

11111117

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Rate your coolness:

Sooo not cool! Super nerdy and smart!

Smart, but cool!

So-so.

Cool.

Awesome!!

UUUUUUHHHHHHMMMMM

Have you clicked the 'UUUUUHHHHMMMMM' answer button in every question?

Yes.

Let me check.

I dunno.

No, I'm not that stupid.

No, I chose my actual choice.

Can't be bothered to check.

UUUUUHHHHHHMMMMM

I'm getting rid of the 'UUUUHHHHHMMMMM' button. What do you say about that?

Noooo!

I'm leaving now. The 'UUUUUUHHHHHHMMMM' button means everything to me!

I don't really care?

Good. That button was SO annoying!

YAAAAY, THE STUPID 'UUUUUHHHHHMMMM' BUTTON IS FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THE WAY!

I dunno.

UUUUUHHHHHHMMMMMM

There. It's gone. What do you say?

No! I can't believe you did that!

*sob, sob* You ruined my *sob* life! *sob, sob*

Doesn't make any difference to me.

Ceeeeel-ebrate good times, c'mon!

ABOUT TIME!!

I dunno.

POO POO

Ok, back to normal questions - without the 'UUUHHHMMMMMM' button. What sound does a banana make?

There is a banana on the ground. It is the last piece of food on Earth. Everything else is made of unedible concrete, and there is nothing to break up the concrete. You pick up the banana. There is a little girl dying of starvation next to you. You aren't hungry at all. What do you do?

Give the banana to the little girl. I'm a kind soul.

Share out the banana to all the hungry people.

Eat the banana.

Put the banana on the ground and jump on it until it is mushed into the concrete.

POO POO

You are in year 5. The teacher asks you what the multiples of 4 to 100 are. She thinks you are smart and nerdy. The kids in the class think you're dumb and cool. What do you say?

The multiples of 4 to 100 are: 0, 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36, 40, 44, 48, 52, 56, 60, 64, 68, 72, 76, 80, 84, 88, 92, 96, 100.

Umm, 0, 4, 8... 16? And then 100. Yeah. 100.

I dunno.

POO POO

Have you been choosing 'POO POO' in every question since it got put in?

Yes.

No.

Maybe so.

POO POO

Well, now there is no extra stupid answer. Because you did that, it's gone now.

SUCKED IN!!

Oh, damn who ever got rid of the 'POO POO' button!

I dunno.

Aww that's not fair!

I'm bored. I ran out of questions.

Well, I ran out of answers.

This poll was created on 2011-09-17 08:08:34 by funneh pollz 4 da peepz!