Superhero Showdown - Humiliating Mixed Wrestling (Females)

My name is Super-Stud, and for the last 5 years I have defended the planet earth from problems, large and small. Having been born with amazing abilities beyond normal man, I have used those powers to become famous all over the world. Everything was going perfectly until about two months ago...

That was when you appeared on the scene. You had powers and abilities that seemed as strong as my own. And you were everywhere... Saving people, defending those that needed help, and removing dangerous criminals and thugs from the streets; placing them in jail where they belonged.

I was okay with this at first. "Another hero to help those that needed it," I thought. "Sure, it's a female hero... She's definitely not as good as me and she can't do everything I can, but I'll save her when she gets in trouble. Women always need a good strong man to swoop in and save the day when things get rough."

But something strange happened: You never got yourself into much trouble, and the people... MY people... Were beginning to look for you and cheer for you more than they were cheering for me. I was annoyed, perturbed and jealous that people were starting to look at YOU as a role model. I should have been getting all the attention and the accolades because I was the hero, not some stupid air-headed girly-girl.

The last straw happened 2 days ago when I was attempting to stop a nuclear bomb threat. I was confronting the bad guys in a heroic showdown when you showed up and announced that you had found the hidden bomb and had disarmed it. The bad guys immediately gave up and the media played you up as the Big Hero that saved the day. I suddenly couldn't take it anymore. I immediately came up with a plan to make sure that I am the BEST and ONLY hero the world needs.

The plan I came up with involves luring you to an abandoned warehouse where I plan on encountering you and putting the hurt on you for trying to upstage me. Which of these following threats gets you to come to the warehouse?

I send you a message pretending to be your arch-nemesis, claiming that it's time to settle the battle between us once and for all.

I send you a message pretending to be someone you recently put in jail. I tell you I've escaped and that if you want to recapture me, you have to come to the warehouse address immediately.

I send you a fake threat, telling you that I will destroy the world unless you meet me in the warehouse.

I threaten you that I know your Secret Identity and that I will go after your boyfriend unless you show up.

I threaten you that I know your Secret identity and that I will go after your family unless you show up.

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When you arrive at the warehouse, I watch you from the rafters as you walk inside and look around. As soon as you are underneath me, I drop from the ceiling to attack you from behind! What happens?

You are completely surprised as I land right behind you and strike you in the small of your back. You fly forward and smash into a bunch of crates and boxes.

You realize that I'm leaping down to attack you, but you are too late to stop me from doing so. You turn around as I land, only to get blasted hard with a fist to your stomach. You fly backwards and smash into a pile of boxes and crates.

You realize that I'm leaping down to attack and swiftly dodge/deflect my attack before setting yourself up in a defensive posture.

You realize I'm leaping down to attack you and you quickly lash out and hit me before I even land. The blow knocks me through the air and I land on my back about 10 yards away from you. I slowly get to my feet, glaring malevolently at you.

I'm a 29 year old caucasian with black hair and a muscular build. I weigh in around 220 lbs. and stand around 5'11". I have worn my superhero outfit so you know exactly who you're dealing with:

"What is going on?" you ask, a confused look on your face. "Why are you attacking me?"

"There's only room for one hero, and one hero only," I tell you. I explain how I lured you here using a false plan in order to get rid of you personally. "And since girls are too weak to be superheroes, that leaves me."

How old are you? (optional)

How much do you weigh? (Optional)

How tall are you? (optional)

How fit are you? (optional)

Flabby

Average

Toned

Muscular

What is your hair color? (optional)

Your hair style and length? (optional)

Your ethnicity? (optional)

Which one of these Superheroines are you?

Batgirl

Captain America

Green Lantern

Robin

Silk Spectre

Spidergirl

Supergirl

The Flash

Wolverine

Wonder Woman

I am obviously hostile and have intentions of hurting you. What do you want to do?

Since we are both heroes, you try to convince me to put aside my jealousy and anger; to work together with you to fight the bad guys... That this whole confrontation accomplishes nothing. I tell you that I'm not jealous of a stupid girl, but my face grows red with obvious embarrassment. Jealousy is definitely the root of all my issues.

You don't want to fight me and you look for some way to escape. I notice what you are trying to do and knock you to the ground before you have a chance to move.

You are angry at being conned and led to this place against your will. You also realize that I am not the "great hero of justice" that I have always claimed to be. You are going to treat me as if I was a villain and stop me so that I don't do this to anyone else. You tell me that I am nothing but a fraud, and that you're stopping me here and now. I smile as I move forward, ready to take you down.

You've always disliked me and this stunt just solidifies the fact that I'm a big jerk. In fact, you're happy that I did this. Now you have the perfect chance to knock me down a peg or two. You crack your knuckles and tell me: "Time for you to learn that 'girl' heroes kick butt!" I scoff at you as we step forward, both ready for a fight.

I immediately try to punch you in the face...

My fist slams home with a bullseye! You think your nose is broken as you stumble backwards and slam into a wall.

You quickly dodge out of the way so that I stumble forward from the momentum of the missed punch.

You skillfully block my punch and then sweep my legs out from underneath me with your feet.

You grab my fist in your hand and start to crush it. I let out a groan of pain as I try to pull my hand away from you.

How do you retaliate?

With punches of your own.

With a flurry of kicks.

You use your superpowers.

You wait for me to attack and use self-defense techniques against me.

You fight dirty.

How effective are your attacks?

Very! I'm completely on the defensive as you've managed to put the hurt on me.

Okay. You've hit me, but I've defended myself better than you'd hoped.

Not effective at all. You haven't managed to hurt me a single bit.

I grab you by the front of your costume and lift you overhead...

I throw you 50 yards through the air! You slam into a support beam and crumble to the ground. Your back is on fire from the impact.

As I attempt to throw you, you flip through the air and land gracefully on your feet about 20 yards away.

As I pick you up, you slam your knee into my face. I stumble backwards and fall to the ground as you land on your feet.

I don't manage to lay a hand on you. Before I can even make a move toward you, I'm knocked to the ground by one of your expertly-timed attacks.

And then I fly towards you...

I slam into your stomach and tackle you into a pile of pallets. You scream in pain and writhe in a pile of broken wood as I stand above you, without a scratch on me, laughing down at you.

You quickly use your special abilities to evade my super-fast charge.

You allow yourself to get tackled, only to make sure that I take the brunt of the impact as we slam into the pallets. I moan in pain among the shattered wood as you easily roll to your feet.

As I fly at you, you lash out with another amazing attack that blasts me out of the air! I fall to the ground and bounce to a rest at your feet.

I finish off my offensive onslaught with an uppercut directed at your chin...

I connect and blast you straight up into the air! You hit the ground on your back about 10 yards away, semi-conscious and dazed.

You see the attack coming and sidestep, causing me to whiff the air.

You easily dodge the attack, grab me by my other arm and flip me onto my back. As I hit the ground, you put your boot on my throat and trap me there.

You take the punch flush on the chin and remain standing there as if I hadn't hit you at all. I stare at you in disbelief a few seconds before you return the favor and uppercut me. I fly 10 yards away from you and land on my back, completely dazed.

Do you take this opportunity to go on the offensive?

Yes

If so, which of the following are you doing?

Using your superpowers

Punches & Kicks

Wrestling holds used to immobilize me (i.e. Headlocks, Full Nelsons, pins etc.)

Submission Wrestling holds (i.e. Figure Four, Camel Clutch, Sleeperhold etc.)

Martial Arts/Self-Defense

Fighting Dirty

Using your strength to throw me around the room.

High-flying/Acrobatic kicks and attacks

You are staying on the defensive

Do these attacks manage to wear me down?

Yes. I'm starting to look groggy and beaten up as you have taken complete control of the fight. I haven't hurt you at all since you started your attack and I'm having a hard time standing up.

Somewhat. It's been a pretty fair fight as we've both managed to put the hurt on each other.

Not at all. I've shrugged off everything you tried to do to me and have continued to swat you around the warehouse.

You didn't go on the offensive and instead have continued to dodge, evade and block my attacks. You are patiently waiting for me to tire myself out.

You didn't go on the offensive and I have continued to beat you down. You look beaten and bruised and even have a bloody lip and a torn costume. Things don't look good for you at all.

As we approach the end of the fight, I grab for your hair...

Getting a hold of it, I swing you around and toss you up into the air! As you come down, I slam a punch right into your belly! It knocks all the air out of you. I laugh loudly and call you pathetic as you lay on the ground, struggling to breath.

You knock my hand away and punch me in the face! I spin around, trip over my cape, and fall to the ground.

You grab my wrist and entrap it close to your body. As I get pulled forward, you drive your knee into my midsection multiple times before dropping me to the ground.

You see what I'm trying to do and grab me by the hair instead. You hoist me up and toss me through the air. I land on top of a pile of boxes, getting the wind knocked out of me and crushing them all. You walk towards me and easily lift my limp body up off the ground.

And then I attempt to finish you off for good with a Bearhug...

I crush your body in my strong arms, forcing all the air out of you. You try to speak and say something, but you can't. "Goodnight, girly-girl!" I mocking tell you as your eyes flutter closed and you pass out.

As I grab at you, you put your foot on my stomach and roll backwards, monkey-flipping me up and over your head.

As I entrapped you in the bearhug, you managed to squirm enough to make sure your arms were free. Lifting your hands, you slam them into both of my ears at once! I scream in pain and drop you to the ground.

As I start to squeezes, you immediately use your superior strength to burst free of the hold.

I'm so weak and beat-up that I don't even try for a Bearhug. You get ready to finish me off instead.

If I didn't Knock you out with the Bearhug, how do you finish me off?

Use your superpowers

Uppercut to the chin

Stomp to the face

Toss me so I crash through a Conveyor belt

Bodyslam me through a nearby table

Standing Neckscissors

Groin attack

I KO'd you with the Bearhug

IF I KO'D YOU... I look down at your unconscious form and smile in satisfaction. I put my foot on your belly and give a double bicep pose to the hidden camera I have set up. I completely crushed you, and my spirits are soaring high. "I told her girls can't be superheroes!" I laugh to the camera as I give one last pose.

"Only one thing left to do," I say to myself as I pick you up and toss you headfirst into the nearest wall. After making sure I have given you a concussion, I take you to the nearby hospital for treatment. I make up a whole story about how I found you completely beaten and unconscious by an evil-looking duplicate of myself, and how I drove the villain away after a prolonged battle. I tell them that I won't rest until the person who hurt you so badly is behind bars.

Later, after you have awakened, you try to tell your story. But no one believes you. They explain how you were attacked by an "evil clone" of me and how I have been doing all I can to keep the world safe in your absence. I stop in at exactly that moment and tell you how lucky you are to still be alive. "If I hadn't gotten there in time, who knows what would have happened!" Before I leave, I give you a final smirk to let you know that I kicked your butt... And you better be a good little girl or I'll have no problem doing it again.

What do you do?

You try to explain to everyone how it was really me that attacked you. Nobody believes you, and you wind up ruining your good reputation by trying to smear my good name. My plan to discredit you worked better than I hoped.

You know that I'm nothing but a big fake, and you know that nobody is going to believe you without proof. You decide to dedicate the rest of your life to proving that I'm not at all like I pretend to be.

This experience was so demoralizing and upsetting that you decide to give up being a superhero for good. I am secretly thrilled when I hear the news and immediately hold a press conference where I promise to "honor your memory and uphold the ideals of justice". You watch the entire thing, feeling sick to your stomach.

You believe the story and that is was an "evil clone" that attacked you. You continue to fight crime and to be a hero, but your confidence is shaken and you are nowhere near the person you used to be.

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I did NOT defeat you

IF YOU DEFEATED ME... I am lying spreadeagled on my back, arms and legs completely stretched out, unconscious at your feet. What victory pose do you give that's captured by my hidden camera?

If you have completely defeated me, what is your plan?

Nothing. You just completely humiliated me and proved that girls can be better "superheroes" than boys can. Letting me live with that thought (and the recorded video of my defeat) is punishment enough.

You wake me up and force me to admit that I'm nothing but a jealous weakling and that girl superheroes deserve much credit. You tell me that I can avoid public shame by becoming your slave and sidekick. I grudgingly agree, only to avoid the public humiliation.

You call the police and explain what happened. They arrive at the warehouse to take my unconscious body into custody. When I wake up, I claim that I was mind-controlled by some evil villain and that I would never do anything to hurt you. I am put into a psychiatric counseling program for months, all the while letting my intense hatred for you grow as the public continues to love you while I am stuck in my civilian identity. I start planning my revenge...

Before you leave, you find the hidden camera that I have set up. You watch it and realize that I have the entire plot and fight recorded. You immediately take it to the news media. That evening, it is played for the entire world to see. I am found out for the lying phony that I am and your popularity skyrockets into the stratosphere. I go underground to escape the humiliation as your victory pose over me is played everywhere.

I KO'd you.

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