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Boys who've beaten an older boy at one-on-one basketball

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Teenage boys are usually hormonal and nervy, which means they get frustrated very easily and are quick to become flustered and overwrought. Because of this, pre-teen and early teen boys whose adolescent hormones have yet to kick in can often beat them at the game of one-on-one basketball, even despite the age difference. If you're a boy who's done this, please feel free to show off about it here!
Which of the following best describes you?
Typical boy, well cute and confident and I love to tease!
I'm more the freckly, tousle-haired, snubby-nosed sort of boy, but I'm still cute
I'm little for my age and everybody says I'm adorable
I may look sweet, but I'm obnoxious!
How much older than you was the last older boy you beat at one-on-one basketball?
Early teen, not much older than me
Teenager a bit older than me
Teenager a lot older than me
Did you do anything before the game to tease your opponent? You can tick all the ones you did.
Taunting him about how good at basketball I am and how he was sure to lose
Popping my bubblegum in his face
Telling him his underwear was showing when it wasn't
Twanging his underwear if it was showing
Giving his hair a quick pull when he wasn't expecting it
Sweetly singing the same thing over and over again to get on his nerves
In the changing room, teasing him about the colour, style or condition of his underpants
When he was practicing, innocently telling him he runs funny, throws funny or does other things wrong
Doing everything better than him in practice while he was watching
I didn't tease him, because it's not fair to take away someone's confidence before you play him
Did you do anything to tease him during the game? You can tick all the ones you did.
I held the ball where he couldn't reach it and just stood still for ages
When running with the ball I slowed down to tempt him into trying to take it from me, then sped up again and got away from him whenever he tried
I walked slowly while bouncing the ball and still kept it away from him, even though he was going crazy running round and round me trying to get it
I deliberately let him take the ball and then took it back again whenever he was about to score
I let him take the ball then made him work his socks off to keep me from getting it back, until he was going up the wall from nerves
I tantalized him by making it look easy to take the ball, then moving it out of his reach every time he tried
I didn't play to score, but only to keep him from scoring
When he was trying hard I'd yawn, scratch my bottom, pick at my underwear or do other things to show him he wasn't bothering me
I smirked, showed off and acted like a proper little pest every time I scored or stopped him from scoring
I didn't tease him in the game, I won by playing properly
How did your opponent react to a younger boy getting the better of him?
I teased him so much he started to cry and ran off the court!
He lost his temper and told me crossly to play fair
He got really frustrated, stamping his foot, flicking his hair and hitching at his pants all the time
He kept trying and trying, even though it was just making him more and more hot and bothered
He blushed and was really embarrassed to be losing to me in front of everyone
He got all sulky and pettish and tried to pretend he didn't care
How was your opponent's performance all in all?
I beat the underpants off him, he was rubbish!
He tried his best but I was way better than him
He wasn't bad, but he just didn't have any confidence
I won, but he gave me more of a challenge than I let on
You can use this space to say anything else you'd like about the last time you beat an older boy at one-on-one basketball.
This poll was created on 2012-02-08 13:00:57 by AJP1992