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What do boys really think about playing girls at tennis?

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So there you are in your little white tennis shorts and T-shirt, blushing and breathless and nearly going out of your underpants with frustration because trying everything you can is just not doing any good. Finally comes a return too fast for you to reach in time, and you miss it. Unable to stop yourself, you stamp your foot on the tennis court. On the other side of the net, your opponent smirks and says something like...ha ha, losing to a girl! Sound familiar? What many boys dread most about tennis is not playing other boys, but girls. Tennis is a game for girls and often all boys can do is try to keep up with them, while all a girl has to think about is how much fun she means to have teasing you. Calling all boys, if your mixed singles experiences make you blush and squirm every time you remember them, this is the poll for you!
How old are you?
Under 11
Between 11 and 13
Between 14 and 16
Over 16
Describe your ideal tennis opponent.
A boy younger than me. I’m scared of playing boys my age or any girls.
I could play a boy or girl, but only if they were younger than me.
I’d feel confident playing a boy my age, but frightened of playing a girl.
I can play anyone at tennis, I’m great at it!
How would you describe the game of girl versus boy tennis?
It’s just impossible for a boy to win.
It’s very hard for boys to win.
It’s really frustrating because girls are better.
It’s a big challenge, but a boy can beat a girl if he tries.
It’s easy!
What happened the last time you played a girl at tennis?
She beat me so easily I couldn’t believe it!
I lost quite badly, despite trying my best.
She won, but she had to work her knickers off to do it.
It was hard work, but I finally won.
I won easily because I can beat any smelly girl!
What was the girl’s age?
A lot younger than me.
A bit younger than me.
The same age as me.
Older than me.
Which of these happened to you during the game? You can tick more than one.
She teased me beforehand about how she was better and I was sure to lose.
She kept me waiting for ages before serving, until I was so nervous I was going up the wall.
She hit the ball really fiercely and played aggressively to frighten me.
She hit long ball after long ball and made me run around so I got puffed.
She made all her shots soft and easy to return, but didn’t let me get one past her no matter how hard I hit – frustrating!
She let it get to my advantage, then beat me so it went back to deuce, and repeated this over and over again.
She was much faster and stronger than me overall and she really made the most of it.
She scared me out of my pants by hitting the ball at certain parts of me where I really didn't want to get hit!
She used her short tennis skirt and knickers to make me blush and distract me.
After the game she showed off to everyone about how she’d beaten a boy.
Actually, I was better than her and didn’t give her the chance to do any of the above.
White tennis shorts are often so thin that colourful underwear can show through them. Some boys therefore make a point of wearing white underpants whenever they play girls at tennis. Do you?
Yes, because the last thing I need is some girl teasing me about how she can see my underwear!
I don’t care if she sees my underwear or not, so I just wear whatever colour ones I happened to put on that morning.
Some boys say their tennis game would improve if they could wear a skirt like girls do. Would you consider doing this if it was allowed?
Yes! My shorts really get in the way during tennis and I’m jealous of girls because they can wear skirts.
Yes, even though I’d really blush if I wore a skirt for tennis, because I do think it would improve my game.
No, because I’ve seen how tennis skirts fly up every time you serve and I don’t think I could bear it if it was my bottom everyone saw!
I don’t need a skirt to beat girls at tennis, because I can do that just fine without flashing my underwear off every minute like they do.
If you did wear a skirt for tennis, what sort of underwear would you wear underneath?
Big frilly white ones like girls used to wear. They're going to giggle when they see my underwear anyway, so I might as well have some fun!
White ones but the plain kind for boys, because I’d feel less embarrassed about showing them if they matched the colour of my skirt.
Whatever colour I had on at the time - I’m not a girl so I don’t do matching underwear. Could be bright red ones and I wouldn’t mind!
I’m a boy and I only wear shorts for tennis, so it doesn’t really matter what colour pants I have on underneath, does it?
If there’s anything else you’d like to say about playing against girls at tennis, you can use this space to do so.
This poll was created on 2012-03-09 06:53:24 by AJP1992