Fill in the blank: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ____________ the most.
Mind/Sanity
House/Car keys
Job/Source of income
Wallet/Purse
Cell phone, iPod or other device
The shirt off my back (LOL)
An argument with my spouse/significant other
That piece of paper with the number of that hottie I met at the party last night, and now it's gone! I know it's around here somewhere. Man, I really gotta clean my room. ;-p
Directions to my mother-in-law's house. (Oh please, why would you miss that?)
My daughter's ex-boyfriend. (Ditto, see above.)
Coupon for a free Rocky Road cone at Baskin-Robbins.
Tickets to the Bon Jovi concert.
Sleep (lack of, due to the noisy neighbors)
Dog (King ran away)
Backpack (it had my homework in it)
My Facebook account (it got hacked)
Comb or brush
Hunger Games book (and I was almost finished with it, too)! Dang it!
Hannah Montana or Spongebob Squarepants blanket (stupid, broken washing machine!)
My ex. My best friend (or should I say, FORMER best friend) has him/her now.
My novel, demo CD, photography or fashion portfolio, or other important creative work that I was going to submit to an agent. My damn computer crashed.
My ex-wife and her divorce attorney who, as I speak, are riding off into the sunset in my brand new Ferrari!
My credit rating, which is shot to hell, and which I needed to get another Ferrari!
My eyeglasses, hearing aid, cane/walker, medicine and the number to the Happy Springs retirement home. Gee, it sucks getting old!
My paycheck, that I lost to my buddy in a poker game. Damn, the wife is gonna kill me. Oh well, I've slept on the couch before.
My self-respect, reputation, dignity...whatever.
Looks, brains, strength...
Faith/trust in the government.
Internet/cell phone connection.
Mom's cooking
Appointment for that big job interview. (Was that today? Arghhh!)
Lebron James poster. I just know my annoying kid brother took it!
Bottle of aspirin, cause your polls are giving me a headache!
Will to go on.
